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It’s Open Line Thursday!

by Rush Limbaugh - May 19,2011

“The Democrats’ behavior in this fight is a criminal shame, but don’t for a minute think that we can’t win. We can and we will.”

“I want to start today’s program by giving a huge shout out — a huge ‘attaboy’ — to our troops over in Iraq. We have the progress report, and our people are moving the ball and kicking butt. So I want to congratulate them.”

“I can’t believe that, attitudinally, we have people who actually believe the United States can’t win. If we can’t beat these people, then it’s only a matter of time before our way of life as we know it is over.”

“I want you to hear me on this: Nancy Pelosi, who has nothing good to say about the Iraqi government — an ally of the United States — slobbers all over the Iranian and Syrian terrorist regimes. I mean, she’s over there breaking bread with this little Bashar Assad!”

“I am seriously considering withdrawing my nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. I’ll tell you why: if I am to win this, I’m going to be in a club that has schlubs like Jimmy Carter in it. That’s bad enough.”

“Ted Kennedy might end up on the yacht with Walter Cronkite now and then, but you never see him out there flaunting his wealth by building big houses. Of course, he didn’t have to build one — he inherited it. Or two or three.”

“This is the third time this has happened: a suspicious package addressed to John Edwards forced the evacuation of his campaign headquarters today. You know, I think the Breck Girl is failing to warn his staff of incoming Avon shipments.”

“Congress can sit there and make all these benchmarks for Iraq all day long, but why don’t they set any benchmarks for Iran? Let’s set some benchmarks for the Iranian nuclear program!”

“They are a gutless enemy, in one way. They hide behind women and children and in mosques. I don’t know how long it’s going to take, but at some point, we’re going to have to get the will to wipe them all out.”

“There’s no comparison between John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, and Rudy Giuliani because Rudy’s not a wuss.”