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RUSH: Scott in Three Rivers, Michigan. You’re first today on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.

CALLER: Hello, Rush. How are you doing today?

RUSH: Good. Very well. Thank you.

CALLER: Hey, did you happen to hear that Sir Paul McCartney wanted to proclaim Monday as being ‘No-Meat Monday’ in an effort to reduce global warming?

RUSH: I hadn’t heard specifically that, but I know that McCartney says he doesn’t ever want to eat anything with a face on it for the same reason that — never mind. I was going to make a Tiger joke, but never mind.

CALLER: Yeah, I know we could go on and on. By anyway, I was driving my children into school this morning.

RUSH: Yeah.

CALLER: And we heard that on the radio so the three of us decided to name the rest of the days of the week along Sir Paul’s lines, and I’d like to give you some of what we came up.

RUSH: Sure, sure. Fire away. I got the hand on the bleep button here.

CALLER: Oh, no, I’m good, we’re all good here.

RUSH: All right.

CALLER: We like Tyrannical Tuesday, although Tax Tuesday twice came into mind.

RUSH: All right.

CALLER: Wealth Redistribution Wednesday. How about Thoughtless Thursday. Fried Steak Friday. We like Sausage Link Saturday. And my daughter, who is 11, came up with Social Security Sunday.

RUSH: Social Security Sunday, and this is No-Meat Monday?

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: He’s an idiot. You know, these people, if he doesn’t want to eat meat on Monday, fine, Sir Paul, don’t eat it, but keep your damn No-Meat Monday to yourself. Stop trying to force it on everybody else. I’ll tell you, I wonder, now that carbon dioxide is officially a danger to human health, how long is it going to be before we start seeing news reports of hybrid cars running down and killing joggers?

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