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“To the liberals — I don’t care what it is — if the earth wobbles on its axis, we have to talk to Karl Rove. These guys have Rove-itis.”

“Let me ask you a question. The term ‘magic negro’ has been thrown into the presidential race by an LA Times columnist, David Ehrenstein. Now, if I keep referring to Obama as the ‘magic negro’ from this day on, do you think I will eventually get the credit and/or heat for this?”

“I just saw a fund-raising ad for the National Resources Defense Council with two polar bears on that ice floe, and as the commercial proceeds, the ice floe melts into the letters ‘SOS.’ These creeps.”

“I predict to you that if the surge is ultimately victorious, and if Baghdad is someday rendered peaceful, that will not be big news, either. It’ll be clouded by how long it took, how many deaths were necessary to secure it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”

“We’re launching a new website design today. We hoped to launch this a month ago and we’ve been trying to iron out all the bugs ourselves. I mean, we can’t have the disgronificator not work.”

“One of the funniest anti-war rallies was down in Miami; a bunch of the protesters were gummers, you know, people walking around with — what is that stuff that you glue the false teeth in with? Fixodent? Yeah, cans of Fixodent.”

“It’s one thing to be called a ‘sheet head’ when you’re a Muslim and not wearing a towel on your head, but can you imagine the humiliation of going toShamu Stadium in Orlando at Sea World and having the American flag pop up?”

“It’s the LA Times and the left who are raising questions about the authenticity of who’s black enough — it is dehumanizing, it is demeaning, and it is racist — and yet the NAALCP stands mute out there.”

“The caddies yesterday couldn’t read a green to save their lives. I finally blew up at them on the 18th hole. I missed a read by three feet! Should have followed my instincts. Never forget that: ‘Always follow your instincts.'”

“It’s just remarkable to continue to witness the actual racism that exists on the left, such as using the term ‘magic negro’ to apply to Obama. I’m singing a song in my head here: ‘Barack the magic negro, doo, doo, doo, doo.’ Uh-oh, Dawn is shaking her head on that.”


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