RUSH: Let’s bring in our Official Obama Criticizer, Mr. Bo Snerdley. Let me know when the electronics and the technology are ready, because I think… Does the Obama criticizer have something to say about this? Would you like to weigh in?
SNERDLEY: Thank you very much, Rush. Official Obama Criticizer Bo Snerdley here. I have a question.
RUSH: Wait, wait. You are ‘officially black enough to criticize,’ right?
SNERDLEY: ‘Officially black enough to criticize,’ right on, brother!
RUSH: Okay, good.
SNERDLEY: Um, Obama, what’s up with this, yo? Here you got… First of all, everybody keeps saying the man was arrested in his house. Does anybody stop and actually read the newspaper, yo? Well, there’s only one or two left out there. Um, it’s not his house. The house belongs to Harvard! He’s just chilling in it, yo. That’s number one. Secondly, you got two brothers roll up on the house, right? Okay, put yourself in that situation, yo. You got two brothers roll up on the house, somebody calls the cops and says, ‘Yo, man, there’s two people out there, man. I think they get in. You know, something’s up over there.’ They go in the house, right? Okay? The boy should be like, ‘Yo, man, thanks, yo, for showing up. Everything is cool over here. Nobody else is in here. See you later. Out!’ No. Now it blows up. But I got a question for you, Rush. Where’s Colin Powell?
RUSH: That is a fascinating question. By the way, since you mention it, Colin Powell does come up as a discussion item in Part Two of my interview with Greta Van Susteren tonight. But that is an interesting question: Where is Colin Powell weighing in on this issue? I’d like you also, as the Official Obama Criticizer, to explain what the Cambridge police organization said; what they meant when they said that there’s no racial profiling there; that they know that racial profiling happens elsewhere in the country, but it doesn’t happen there. Why would you think that there’s no racial profiling in Cambridge, Massachusetts, where Harvard is located?
SNERDLEY: This is Cambridge. Come on, man! What you think we’re talking about? Queens, New York? Brooklyn? Kill-a-delphia? Detroit? SanFran, yo? This is Cambridge. We have the upper crust of the upper crust here! The black people in Cambridge aren’t really like, you know…black like, you know, urban black. They’re like super black! They’re not like the other brothers. These are the… I’m going to quote the vice president: The clean ones, the smart ones, the articulate ones. So we don’t profile the clean, articulate, smart brothers.
RUSH: As the vice president said.
SNERDLEY: As the vice president, Joe Biden, said.
RUSH: That’s right. About Obama. About Obama.
SNERDLEY: About Obama.
RUSH: Exactly right.
SNERDLEY: Yeah, right. You know. That was before Joe Biden stopped over at that Indian deli 7-Eleven thing, but that was another story. So in Cambridge they don’t profile black people because the black people there are like white people. Except they’re black…kinda.
RUSH: Sort of like —
SNERDLEY: They’re different.
RUSH: Except for the way they think.
SNERDLEY: They’re ‘clean.’
RUSH: (laughs) Um…
SNERDLEY: They’re ‘articulate.’
RUSH: I think that pretty much sums it up. All right.
SNERDLEY: They smile — except for Louie Gates.
RUSH: Oh. Oh, yes, the professor. The distinguished Professor Gates: Louie. Well, I appreciate that. That’s the Official Obama Criticizer, Bo Snerdley, answering the most pressing question of the day: Why is there no racial profiling in Cambridge? And how can this Eric Dyson clown claim that Louie is ‘the Rosa Parks of racial profiling’ now? I’ll tell you, it’s the Duke lacrosse case all over. Barack Nifong is leading the charge.
RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to offer a slight correction to something stated by the Official Obama Criticizer. The Official Obama Criticizer stated essentially there was no racial profiling in Cambridge, Massachusetts. There is. It’s in the admissions policy at Harvard University, but not on the streets of Cambridge, Massachusetts. The racial profiling that occurs in Cambridge, Massachusetts, does not involve the police. It involves the liberals that run Harvard University. We haven’t seen any police testing. There hasn’t been any case, say, brought before a judge like Sonia Sotomayor to see if cops face an unfair test in Cambridge, Mass., but that’s probably coming. Also, it’s not just the police in Cambridge who are asking Obama to apologize.
A press release yesterday: ‘Dr. Richard S. Kerr, M.D., a West Virginia Libertarian Party member and a retired doctor with 36 years experience, asked President Barack Obama Thursday to apologize for comments made in his Wednesday night press conference accusing doctors of conspiring to make children sicker for profits.’ So there’s a lot of people that want Barack Nifong to apologize but he’s not going to apologize because ACORN does not apologize. Law enforcement does not apologize. And you can say the cops are over here, but the number-one law enforcement officer in the country is Barack Nifong — judge, jury, hanging judge, prosecutor, you name it. And he’s in action in full gear.