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“Folks, there’s no plot here from the White House to get Democrats to sound like Republicans. The Democrats are just imploding, and the rats are jumping ship.”

“Don’t doubt for a moment that Obama and his most trusted inner circle would love to make the Pentagon irrelevant — that’s who they are.”

“Look, Maxine Waters is just Charlie Rangel in a skirt. Other than that, there’s no difference in the two. I mean, they need attire to be able to differentiate themselves.”

“I would love the day to come where political discourse has nothing to do with the way people look, sexual orientation, gender, or what have you, but the problem is we have a Democrat Party that is made up of special interests, and they all have grievances.”

“If you lose Jorge Ramos, you lose the country.”

“Was Ted Kennedy ever satisfied? Was he ever happy? Well, I’m talking policy. I mean, happy hour, yeah.”

“Harry Reid says, ‘I don’t know how any Hispanic can ever be a Republican.’ Well, I don’t know how a real man could ever be a liberal.”

“I’m never going to seek the validation of my enemies, and I’m never going to assign superior status to people who are, in fact, inferior to me and you.”

“You know how often this happens to me? I will say something that nobody else has the guts to say, and people write me e-mails: ‘Rush, this was the day I finally convinced someone who hates your guts to listen to you, and you have to go say something extreme like that.'”

“My friends, there are pearls of wisdom, and then there’s me.”

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“You ever notice how compromise is only necessary after Democrats lose?”

“The Republicans are really going to do it, and I like that. In fact, I love, ladies and gentlemen, the idea of reading the Constitution on the floor of the House of Representatives today. It’s an exorcism. Look at it that way.”

“Oh, I’m flattered: Roseanne Barr is modeling her future career after me. In truth, how many people have been doing that for who-knows-how-many years?”

“What is it with these Democrats, anyway? They’re always sexualizing the opposition: ‘tea baggers’, ‘fetishes’ of the Constitution, etc. They are perverts themselves. Don’t roll your eyes in there, Dawn. I mean, it is what it is.”

“You talk about fetishes? I’ll tell you who has a fetish. The Democrats have a fetish for Maya Angelou poems.”

“The Constitution doesn’t spell out what government can do; all the Constitution does is tell the government what it can’t do, and the liberals hate that.”

“Now we can finally say it: ‘Former speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.’ And there is no denying Pelosi’s place in history is secure… undoubtedly to be remembered as the most unpopular speaker in our nation’s history.”

“By the way, John Boehner just made all of the new members of Congress swear to uphold the Constitution. There will be outrage later today and tonight on MSNBC about this.”

“When the election of Obama came along, face it — everybody thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, now they’ve finally done it.’ But after two years of pure, undiluted openness about who these people really are, look at the degree of opposition to it.”

“You know how it is with ESPN… You never know.”

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“The vote to repeal Obamacare is not the fulfillment of a campaign promise. It is an attempt to fix something that will destroy the US economy. It is an attempt to fix something that will harm the US health care system.”

“And CNN wonders why they have 54,000 viewers at eight p.m. We have that many on the corner of Fourth Avenue and wherever in Oshkosh!”

“We have community access channels on local cable. In New York, they are porn channels — Robin Byrd, Al Goldstein, and a bunch of other boring stuff.”

“Bush only had a few state dinners, and I don’t blame him. I mean, how many of you really enjoy putting on a tuxedo to go eat?”

“If the Republicans would simply announce the specifics of what they want to cut and then be prepared to deal with the stuck-pig reaction that they’re going to get, they would win this next election in the biggest landslide there has ever been.”

“Obama’s up there telling the press corps that China has a very different political system than we do. Maybe, but not for long.”

“NBC has decreed that NBC will not have an audience by virtue of its programming.”

“I don’t think I’m the only one that recognizes how evil communism is. I think a lot of people recognize how evil it is, it’s just that there aren’t many in the Democrat Party.”

“This state dinner tonight better not be too opulent. If the regime goes overboard with all kinds of opulence and expense, you know, Hu Jintao’s going to say, ‘This is not why we gave you the money. I can get this at home.'”

“You know, I think Sheila Jackson Lee is a preexisting condition, if you want to know the truth. But that’s just me.”

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“I’m really starting to wonder if Obama’s ideological hero was Karl Marx or Groucho Marx.”

“Where are all the polls about what’s going on in Wisconsin? Isn’t the media interested in who the public is supporting there? Or are they not able to get the results they want, even with all their oversampling and other skewing tactics?”

“I got to thinking: What if the Republicans in Washington had fled the country when the Democrats were ramming their health care bill through Congress? Seems like a brilliant tactic now.”

“Obama’s out there saying, ‘We have to learn to live within our means.’ No, we do. He doesn’t, and the unions don’t, but we do. The people paying for all of this — we’re the ones that have to learn to live with less.”

“Do you realize now, folks, what the stimulus was about? It was about one thing:protecting Democrat donors from the recession.”

“If you’re going to tell everybody to eat twigs and berries and gravel and all this other stuff, you had better look like an Ethiopian, otherwise, it’s going to fall on deaf ears.”

“All of these budget decisions that states are having to make result from the real world, from the fact that they can’t endlessly print money or deficit spend. Obama, meanwhile, has no such limits on him. He’s an out-of-control, reckless big government spender who doesn’t have to make a single tough decision, and as such, he won’t.”

“Sometimes I look at how I do business compared to all these other entities, and I just marvel at it. I mean, when I pay people, I expect a bunch of things.”

“Note the headline of the story here: ‘Wisconsin Democrats Filibuster to Delay Anti-Union Bill.’ This is not ‘anti-union’ legislation — this is budget reform. But you just couldn’t see fit to put that in your headline, could you, AP?”

“You earn $50,000 a year, but people that work in your state government earn $100,000 a year, and you’re paying for it. Where’s the justice?”

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