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RUSH: You know, I’ve been gone on a golf vacation, and maybe I can predict what certain things gonna happen. Various places that I went, the people congratulated me on TwoIfByTea.com — and they said, “Did you bring me any?” (chuckles) First, they say, “Did you bring us any?”


“You didn’t?”

No, no, no. I’m not in the business of giving it away. A lot of my friends like Lord Rosow and his wife Jean (I stayed in their house in Connecticut), their refrigerator was full of it. They had bought a bunch of as a surprise to me and they were actually drinking it (chuckles) in front of me. Good friends. But a lot of people ask, “Why are you doing this?” and I said, “Because I am trying to take over tea.” It’s that simple. I just want to take over tea. I took over the media a long time ago. Tea’s ripe. The Tea Party’s out there, so I just want to take over tea.

By the way, Two If By Tea, we are sponsoring one of the finest charitable organizations out there: The Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. They’re a pleasure to be associated with. But we’ve been up and running here since last month. We’re in our fourth week. We launched on June the 15th, and I would love to tell some of the behind-the-scenes stuff in the corporate suite with me and Kathryn. Like she came into the studio this morning. We’ve had a little… I wouldn’t say “argument,” a little discussion on they don’t reorder, restock, and even before we launch she said, “I don’t think we’ve got enough product.”

I said, “We’ve got plenty of product to handle whatever happens here on our rollout.”

“Well, maybe, but we don’t want to run out.”

I said, “There’s no crime in running out.”

“We don’t want to run out.”

Anyway, she came in today to talk about some other things, and finally at the end of the conversation she said, “By the way, we’re gonna run out of tea.”


“Yeah, we’ve only got 7,000 cases left of the original.”

So we gotta reorder, folks. So we go in for our second massive bottling. The raspberry — I knew this would happen when I announced it as my favorite. The raspberry has been taking off. So in addition to starting now the taste-testing process for two new flavors, we gotta go back and start bottling millions more bottles to meet the demand. Yep. As we sit here and take over tea with our great charity that we are sponsoring, the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. Folks, it’s the best tea you’ve tasted. In fact, I got a note from somebody who said, “My kid wants to know why is your tea not all cloudy and murkie like so many of the others?” It’s because ours is good, and it’s fresh and there’s not a lot of gunk in there.

There not a lot of gunk in it. It looks delicious. Look at the bottle. That bottle, folks, there’s nothin’ cheap in there. There’s no phony green, cheap little plastic in there. Some of these bottled water companies say, “Look at our new smaller cap!” Yeah, so small you can’t even put it back on without spilling half the water on yourself. Our cap is firm, solid, nothing cheap about it. Nothing cheap our bottle. We’ve got the best label in tea. Got the best bottle; we got the best tea. It’s at TwoIfByTea.com. It’s $23.76 for 12 of ’em. That’s a case — and shipping is free, by the way. Where are you gonna get that? Free shipping. And if you don’t like ordering online call 866-662-1776. That’s our call center, 866-662-1776. TwoIfByTea.com. I always dreamed about being Steve Jobs and saying, “Yeah, we’re out. We don’t have any more. We’re selling every bottle we bottle.” (laughing) Like they say, “We’re selling every iPad we can make,” and they are. They are.

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