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And Finally… If You Own a Car and a TV, You Will Die

by Rush Limbaugh - Jan 11,2012

RUSH: I have lots of stuff from the Stacks of Stuff today I didn’t get to. I’ll save it for tomorrow. Among them is this. From the French News Agency: “Owning Car, TV Linked to Heart Attacks — Car owners with a television are 27 percent more likely to suffer heart attacks than people who have neither, according to a global study on physical exercise and heart disease.” And don’t forget, 100% of people who have eaten carrots had diarrhea within two months. Everybody who has eaten carrots has been involved in a traffic accident since the beginning of time. Surveys prove it.


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