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RUSH: TMZ, celebrity gossip site, has a photo (I’m looking at the picture right now) taken in Monaco at a hotel that shows Bill Clinton posing between two famous porn stars. He’s standing between these two lovelies. It’s at a hotel in Monaco. (interruption) I’m being asked, “Is this is a president sandwich?” No, because the girls have their clothes on. That’s the thing I noticed about this. The girls are fully dressed and there’s no cigar. But one of these babes just won the porn industry’s equivalent of the Academy Award for the best sex scene. Did you know the porn industry has its own award show? (interruption) Well, the rumors you’ve heard are true. They do. (interruption) I don’t know what shape the statue is. I’ve never seen what the porn star statue is. I don’t know what it is.

The photo is funny. I don’t know what struck me as funny about it. The only surprising thing is the women have their clothes on and nobody seems to have any cigars. If you can get it, there’s another picture of Clinton. Apparently, he hosted a fundraiser somewhere in France for the Clinton Global (Sex) Initiative or whatever his foundation is. And it was a bomb, apparently. A lot of people couldn’t get in. The air-conditioning wasn’t working. The walls were sweating it was so dingy and dungeon-like.

There’s a picture of him with Gwyneth Paltrow, and I don’t know how to describe this. There are dark lines about a half-inch, three-quarters of an inch thick like a mask over his eyes and down under his nose and so forth like he’s been wearing a mask or like he’d be looking through a hole in a wall. You can’t miss it. The stuff on his face looks like sunburn, but what was he doing that gets sunburn only on the small area? And then there’s this bump on his lip. There’s something weird looking on his lip but he’s standing there next to Gwyneth Paltrow at his charity fundraiser. It’s a weird, weird picture.


RUSH: Now, while I’ve got you, while I got the camera zoomed in, I talked about a picture of Bill Clinton with Gwyneth Paltrow. He’s got these weird marks on his face like he got sunburned wearing a mask, and he’s also got like a cold sore on the lip. So here is that picture. You see the stuff on Clinton’s lip? He was wearing a mask and went into a tanning booth, or was on the beach or something. What else could explain that? And then he gets his picture taken at one of his fundraisers, and there’s no makeup.

Now you can all have fun speculating exactly what that was all about.

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