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RUSH: Folks, I don’t know about you, but all this election stress and all the stress that’s present, you think about the future of the country and so forth, we at TwoIfByTea.com, best iced tea in the country, and that’s no brag, and it’s not a sales pitch, it’s the absolute fact, we deal with facts here. We at TwoIfByTea.com figured, what could be better than actually helping somebody escape? Sending you on an escape. Not just an in-your-mind escape, like a movie. This is the real deal, a real escape.

For example, where else can you experience fine dining, Broadway shows, 3D movies, rock climbing, spa treatments, and more all in one beautiful location while moving? Where can that happen? If you guessed a cruise ship, you guessed right. One lucky winner and a friend or spouse — we won’t ask — will be sent on Rush Revere’s Caribbean cruise aboard one of the world’s largest primo, creme de la creme cruise ships. You will board this cruise ship in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. You’ll spend seven nights leisurely cruising the eastern Caribbean. You’ll stop in places such as the Bahamas, St. Thomas, and St. Martin, and we know exactly what’s gonna happen on this cruise because we sent an advance team to scout out this ship, and I am here to tell you that it is fantastic.

It is Excellence in Cruising, as you would expect from our other Excellence in Tea trips. We only do excellence. We only do the best. While you are on board this cruise ship, all of your meals are covered, and you also receive $1,500 worth of credit to use as you please. And we also know that you’re not gonna take the hoof express to Ft. Lauderdale, so we have included two round trip airline tickets and hotel accommodations in Florida for before and after the cruise. We take care of everything for you. Now, that’s the big grand prize winner of our latest sweepstakes. If you are not the grand prize cruise winner, fear not. We do not slouch on runner-up prizes. We got you covered there, too.

There will be an additional nine winners chosen for first and second prizes. The first prizes are really nice professionally hand-framed signed eight by ten photos of me and what honestly could be better than that? Including an engraved plaque of one of my famous sayings, plus one engraved iPad and complimentary tea. Now, you know the drill. This is very simple. To be automatically entered, all that you have to have is simply shop online at TwoIfByTea.com between right now and tomorrow, August 22nd, 11:59 Pacific Time. And we promise you, this is an escape of a lifetime that you’ll remember for years to come. So don’t wait. Hurry and shop now at TwoIfByTea.com to be automatically entered into the sweepstakes to win. All the official rules are posted at TwoIfByTea.com.

And, as always, Two If By Tea continues to be a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. It’s a tremendous organization that provides college scholarships to the children of military personnel that were lost in combat or domestic tragedy such as 9/11. In addition, we support other charitable efforts through significant product and monetary donations throughout the year. But they’re an excellent sponsor, and it’s a great relationship we have, and you are helping benefit them with each and every purchase of Two If By Tea.

Now, we’ve also reduced the price of the tea during this special sweepstakes offer. So you have no reason not to participate. Because even if you don’t win, you get the best tea in the country at a reduced price. And if something goes wrong, you get the best customer service in the country. It’s almost worth it to have something go wrong to find out what great customer service is all about. How many other companies would ever say that to you? It’s almost worth something going wrong so you can benefit from great customer service and see it in action and how it should be? But seriously, it’s the best iced tea. We’ve got new flavors, relatively new flavors, blueberry, peach, and everybody has their own favorite, but whichever their favorite, everybody loves it and says it’s the best.

So TwoIfByTea.com is the website. Simply buy and you’re automatically entered to win the big cruise, seven days to the Caribbean. You gotta do this by tomorrow night at midnight, 11:59 p.m., actually, Pacific Time. TwoIfByTea.com. And remember, the price of the tea is reduced during this special sweepstakes offer. It’s a little attempt that we make here to help somebody. A lot of people have the chance to escape all of this, and, as you have come to expect and know throughout the history of our sweepstakes, it’s only top draw. It’s only the best.

The only problem I’ve got now is that everybody in the company is gonna want to know who we sent to scout this, to advance it. They’re gonna say, “I didn’t go, who did you send?” That’s for us to know and for you not to care about. Just trust that we’ve advanced it, and there’s nothing like this cruise that you’re gonna have. TwoIfByTea.com is where to go to buy and become auto-registered.

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