RUSH: Folks, by the way, I have to remind you! We have another Two If By Tea sweepstakes to announce today. This is the beginning of another two-day EIB sweepstakes. We’ve got a great grand prize. I was gonna do it in the first hour, but I said, “No, I’m not gonna do it in the first hour, ’cause Obama’s gonna do his presser,” and Obama didn’t do the presser. I then said, “Okay, we’ll do it in the second hour.” Well, we’re in the second hour and I just remembered it.
Why don’t I just tell you. I brought it up, so why don’t I just tell you about it. No. No, no. The sweepstakes winners do not go to the IRS office in Cincinnati. The grand prize winners get an all-expense-paid trip to the IRS offices in Cincinnati — or, if you don’t want to go to the IRS office in Cincinnati, we’ll send you to the IRS office nearest you. And, no, they don’t have one in the Caymans. (chuckling) No, we’re not sending prize winners to the IRS, although that’s not a bad consolation prize.
Okay, folks, here’s the deal. All of this takes place at our website, TwoIfByTea.com. T-w-o. It’s a takeoff on the old Paul Revere cry, “One if by land, two if by sea.” Well, this is TwoIfByTea.com. Of course, Rush Revere is our official icon. It’s right here. I have these new tumblers that you can see at the website. That’s Rush Revere on the horse, sounding the alarm of oncoming liberalism. These tumblers are cool, but that’s another thing. You’ll see ’em there. Now, we started our little iced tea company, Kathryn and I did, when?
Was it just three years ago now? Is it coming up on three years, or is it just two? The time is flying by. It’s our little iced tea company — and, by the way, we are really proud of this. This is the best-tasting iced tea you’ve ever had. I wouldn’t say that if it wasn’t actually what I think. “It is the best iced tea I’ve ever had,” let’s put it that way. Your taste buds may be inferior to mine. Any flavor is better than any comparable flavor of iced tea out there.
We started this little business in order to create a small business and just experience all of the rules and the regulations of producing a product from scratch, from startup, firsthand. I mean, the radio show is its own small business. I actually wanted to see what all was involved. I’d heard about the horror stories of regulations, and all of that is true. But we did it. We also started Two If By Tea to do an American product with American jobs.
We wanted to support the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, because the Two If By Tea identity also is patriotic, and we are an official sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, which donates college scholarships to the children of Marines killed in action. We care about them deeply. Now, the greatest part of the Two If By Tea experience is, without question, being able to host these sweepstakes that we do four or five times a year.
What we do is we share amazing experiences with you. We try to enable as many people as possible to experience them. Kathryn and I, we really love calling the winners because they don’t believe it’s us. They think they’re being scammed. Even though they’ve entered and they want to win, they think it’s not us. Sometimes we get voicemail, but we try to end up talking to as many of them in person as we can because we love telling them what they’ve won, what they’re gonna be able to do.
We like having the personal connection with everybody that purchases the tea. It’s why it’s not available retail. We love the direct relationship that we have with every customer. So the latest and greatest sweepstakes is happening right now, and here’s what it is. You could be the next lucky winner that we call to tell that you are going on a luxury trip to the islands of Hawaii. Now, some of our family live in Hawaii. So we go there. We go there to relax. We go there to visit.
If you’ve not been, it’s everything you want it to be when you first get there, it’s everything you hope that it is. It’s beautiful. It’s unique. It’s beautiful to watch the sun go down and see that last ounce of sunlight vanish in the distant horizon. Crystal clear blue water, the flowers, the Mai Tai adult beverages. It’s just fabulous. With all of these scandals going on, a getaway is what you need.
So starting right now, here’s the deal through tomorrow (Friday) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time: Anybody who shops at TwoIfByTea.com will automatically be entered to win and the grand prize winner gets a luxury, first class, five-day/four-night trip to Hawaii for two people. Not three days and two nights. Not two days and one night. It’s five days and four nights with round-trip, first class airfare. There’ll be a limousine pickup when you land, luxury accommodations, an evening of fine dining, and a round a golf or spa treatments.
You’ll get $1500 in cash. It’s spending credit, actually. We’ll give you a debit card. You spend it while you’re there. We don’t want this to cost our winner any money. Now, if you’re not able to travel for any reason, and you happen to win it, you can transfer the prize. You can gift it to the person of your choice. All of the rules are posted at our website, TwoIfByTea.com. There are other winners. There are 10 first place prizes that are also very cool. We don’t slouch on our prizes here. So for these two days only, there’s a specially discounted price as well on all the iced tea at TwoIfByTea.com.
You have until tomorrow (Friday) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time.
Shop, and you’re automatically entered at TwoIfByTea.com.