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RUSH: I haven’t talked about Two If By Tea in a long time. But Two If By Tea, we’re wrapping up our year with a grand sweepstakes, my friends, one of the all-time favorites. We’re repeating it. Now, as you know, and for those of you who are new to the program, Two If By Tea, the best tasting iced tea in the country, my iced tea, and old Rush Revere is our icon.

No matter what flavor you buy, it is the best tasting iced tea in this country. And it’s available at our website, TwoIfByTea.com. And we remain a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. Now, what they do, they’re phenomenal. MC-LEF provides scholarships, financial aid, and support to children of Marines killed in action. They are one of the best charitable organizations in the country. They have minimal overhead, I mean, 99%, there’s nobody making a living at this charity. Nobody is earning their living running it. It’s an amazing 99% pass-through. The donations go directly to the families in need. And thanks to all of you, we recently were able to make another large donation to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, and in addition to that, the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation Toys for Tots holiday program.

You make all this possible with every purchase of a bottle of Two If By Tea or a case. So, in honor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, starting right now — this is it, folks. We are hosting the latest and greatest, the last one of this year, Two If By Tea sweepstakes. It’s become an annual tradition. We look forward to it all year. Now, if you are still searching for gifts, trust me, this would make you the gift hero on your block, and I say this with all humility. I say this with all pride as well. Here’s the grand prize. Four extremely, I mean, out of this world incomparably lucky grand prize winners will have the chance to bring a friend or family member to spend the afternoon with us at the EIB Southern Command in sunny South Florida at a time you’re all able to make it.

You heard right. The grand prize winner, you will meet me, yours truly, El Rushbo. We’re gonna sit you behind the Golden EIB Microphone and snap pictures to prove that you were there, because nobody will believe you. If you just say that you won the contest and you show up at EIB Southern Command, nobody’s gonna believe you were there. But we’ll take pictures of you behind the microphone. You’ll watch the program take place up close and personal. You will meet in person and sit with the highly overrated staff as the program unfolds. You will hear Mr. Snerdley screen calls, which, if you hit the right day, can be a show into itself.

Now, we’re not gonna make you get there on your own, either. Grand prize winners each receive a three-day, two-night trip to Florida for two people, round trip airfare, luxury hotel accommodations and, of course, fine meals. Now, you will be blindfolded from the moment you leave the hotel en route to the Southern Command so that you cannot tell anybody where it is. And then when you arrive, the blindfolds will be removed. You will not know where you are, but you will be at the EIB Network. You’ll be there all afternoon.

Now, we do not slouch. If you are not one of the ecstatic grand prize winners, there are 50 very cool first place prizes, and all of these prizes are transferable. So keep in mind that, if you win and you can’t make it for whatever reason or can’t accept the prize, you can re-gift it to friends or family or even a member of the military if you want. And, as we always do — well, most of the time, not always — we have cut the prices on Two If By Tea. I wanted to raise the price. I wanted to be Apple. I wanted to raise the price and soak you, knowing full well that we would have added massive demand as people try to win to get in here and spend the afternoon with me. I did. I said to Kathryn, “Let’s raise the price, they’ll pay it.”

Kathryn said, “Nope. We are going to lower the price.” So we’re gonna Amazon you. We are lowering the price. I’m just kidding, folks. I didn’t want to raise the price that much, but I did say, “Let’s take advantage of the demand.” She said, “No, we’re gonna cut the price.” And here’s the way it works. Just go to TwoIfByTea.com. To be automatically entered just shop at that website from right now through 11:59 p.m. Pacific on Thursday, December 5th.

By the way, there’s a little addition here that I want to call your attention to once you get to the website. Colonial teddy bears are adorable. They’re cutest white little teddy bears, my signature on the bottom of the right foot of the bear. We call it Ted-Tea Bear, Ted, T-e-a, Bear. They’re adorable. They’re available in the shop now. And, as always, all the official rules are posted at TwoIfByTea.com as well. So, good luck. I hope you’re one of the four that we end up calling to tell you personally that you won. But you’ve got from right now to 11:59 p.m. Pacific on Thursday. Just go to TwoIfByTea.com and shop, and you are automatically entered to possibly be chosen to come to the EIB Southern Command with other winners and spend the day, plus three days, two nights at a fine luxury place in South Florida.

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