RUSH: I have to remind you, folks, today is the final day. This is it. You have until 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight to shop at TwoIfByTea.com to be automatically registered to win one of the four grand prizes in our final massive sweepstakes of the year at TwoIfByTea.com. We, Kathryn and I, are really looking forward to calling the four winners to tell you to pack your bags, you’re a grand prize winner, you’re heading to sunny South Florida to spend the day with us at the EIB Southern Command.
Now, we do all of this at TwoIfByTea.com in honor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. They’re a phenomenal organization that provides financial aid to the children of Marines killed in action or during tragedies like 9/11 — or Benghazi, if that had involved a Marine, for example. Here’s what’s happening. You can’t have a better prize than this. Four very lucky grand prize winners, four of ’em, are gonna win a full-ride trip for two to the EIB Southern Command in South Florida.
As a grand prize winner, you and the person of your choice will spend the day at the highly fortified Southern Command. You’ll meet me, and spend the day with the overrated staff on the other side of the glass. You’ll watch the show be engineered. There’s not really a producer. I don’t have a producer, but you’ll watch Snerdley screen the calls. If it’s a good day for Snerdley, that is a show unto itself.
You will have lunch at the studio. You’ll have three days and two nights at a great resort in South Florida. You’ll have plenty of cash as part of your winnings to go out and have fine meals, entertainment, whatever, on your own. You’re gonna have round trip airfare, luxury hotel accommodations, fine meals, every day covered. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy — and all you have to do to be automatically entered to win is shop at TwoIfByTea.com right now.
Again, this is it. This is the last day through 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tonight. By the way, there’s more there than just tea. I don’t want anybody thinking that you just have to buy tea. There’s other stuff there, like Ted-Tea Bear, cute little things. There’s all kinds of stuff there. The Adventures of Rush Revere portal is at TwoIfByTea.com as well. Now, in addition to the four grand prize winners, we have 50 first place prizes.
If you win, you can transfer it.
You can give it to somebody else, if you can’t make the trip or what have you. You can end up being the hero or you can be the big winner. All of the rules are posted at TwoIfByTea.com. But hurry, hurry, because this is it. This is the last day. It’s the last sweepstakes of the year — and I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the tea, which is the foundation for all of this. I’m telling the truth, folks: It is the best iced tea you’ve ever tasted.
If you unscrew a cap on blueberry or diet blueberry iced tea, I swear you’re going to think you’re smelling the batter of blueberry muffins. You taste the blueberry and you taste the tea. The blueberry doesn’t overpower the tea. Same thing with the peach. Same thing with all the other flavors. There’s unsweetened. There’s everything. We got you covered. It’s the best in the world, and the price has been reduced for the grand sweepstakes. But this is it, 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time, TwoIfByTea.com. T-w-o If By Tea dot com.
This is your last chance and that’s it.
You’re automatically entered if you just go there and shop.
Pure and simple.