RUSH: This is a story from the New York Post. “ISIS is hiring. A job advertisement has surfaced online aimed at supporters of the Islamic State who do not wish to fight on the front lines.” ISIS needs employees in addition to front line soldiers and fighters.
“Omar Hussain, a British jihadist who fled the UK to join the Islamic State in Syria, has posted 10 positions that the terrorist organization is looking to fill. Writing on behalf of the group under the name Abu SaÂ’eed Al-Britani, the devout ISIS member explains that while not wanting to be a soldier is a ‘sign of weak faith,’ there is still much work to be done even if youÂ’re afraid to kill or wage jihad, the Independent reports. Number one on the list of available occupations is press officer.
They need a spokesman, and they’re actively looking for a spokesman. They have the job posting on various Internet sites. They have a Media Center. Folks, I’m not making any of this up.
“This ‘internal media’ position would provide support from the masses as Western news outlets continue to release loads of ‘negative propaganda’,” about ISIS. ISIS wants a spokesman that can rebut all the negative PR out there. In addition, ISIS is looking for teachers and they are looking for bomb makers. ISIS has actually posted job openings online for these three positions. And when I saw it, there were three names that came immediately to mind. If they’re looking for a press spokesman or press secretary, how about Marie Harf? How about Josh Earnest? How about Jen Psaki?
For teachers, you know, you could combine the teachers and bomb makers into the same job if you hired Bill Ayers and his wife, Bernardine Dohrn. Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn are bombers from way back, and they also — Ayers essentially runs education in Illinois. Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn have views of the United States of America that are not identical, but they’re certainly sympathetic with those in ISIS.