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RUSH: Mrs. Clinton, Hillary Clinton has come out of her wine cellar and has shown up at Wellesley in order to deliver the commencement speech today. And I swear the Russians have hacked her. Listen to this. She opened up, she has got this humongous coughing spasm that she can’t stop.

HILLARY: You know, (cough) four years ago, maybe a little more or less (coughing) for some of you. I need a lozenge.

AUDIENCE: (laughing)

HILLARY: (coughing) Thank you. I told the trustees I was sitting with after hearing Tala’s speech, I didn’t think I could get through it.

AUDIENCE: (laughter)

HILLARY: So we’ll blame allergy instead of emotion.

AUDIENCE: (laughter)

HILLARY: But, you know, we arrived at this campus —

AUDIENCE: (applause)

RUSH: What are they applauding? Anyway, did the Russians hack this? I mean, she starts that speech needing a bottle of water. (interruption) Why did I say she came out of the wine cellar to give the speech? Well, let’s see. She said that it was chardonnay that — here, grab the next one, sound bite 23.

HILLARY: You may have heard that things didn’t exactly go the way I planned. But you know what? I’m doing okay.

RUSH: Oh, good. Good. Happy to hear that. Yay.

HILLARY: I’ve spent time with my family, especially my amazing grandchildren. I was gonna give the entire commencement speech about them but was talked out of it.

AUDIENCE: (laughter)

HILLARY: Long walks in the woods.

AUDIENCE: (laughter)

HILLARY: Organizing my closets, right? I won’t lie, chardonnay helped a little too.

AUDIENCE: (laughter)

RUSH: There you have it. So she came out of the wine cellar in order to deliver the speech here to the graduates at Wellesley. She did this 48 years ago. She gave the commencement address at her own school 48 years ago.

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