RUSH: So get this from the Los Angeles Times. Some kids are thriving, doing better than anybody expected, because the schools are closed.

That’s right, my friends. These school children are feeling less stress. They are getting better grades. They are happy, they’re productive, now that they don’t have to go to school.

Some of these kids say they aren’t tired anymore; they don’t have bouts of hunger during the day. They don’t worry about being bullied. They’re well fed, they’re energetic, they’re loving life – ever since they have been able to “attend” their classes online — which they don’t really do — rather than at their oppressive schools.

Now, not all students feel that way. The kids who live in noisy homes, or whose families are suffering hardships or illness because of the virus pandemic? Well, they’re not doing so well. But for the kids the LA Times reported on? Man, oh, man, life is good.

So maybe it’s time to reevaluate everything. What are we doing to the children? Why should America’s precious, fragile, sensitive kids ever be forced to go back to school? It’s too stressful! Their grades suffer. They’re tired. They’re hungry. They’re bullied. They’re miserable. They never win.

We should close ’em. That’s what we should do! We should close the schools — most of them, anyway. Forever. We should do it, we must do it, to save the children.

And think of the billions of taxpayer dollars… Well, actually no, they’d still charge you the tax revenue.

But we should close the schools. It makes all the sense in the world, right?