RUSH: Obama got away from the playbook here.  He got away from the Limbaugh Theorem... The young Generation Text, who live their lives on their devices, are watching this NSA thing, and, all of a sudden, Obama doesn't appear to be against it anymore.

RUSH: His name is Elbert Guillory, and he is a Republican, and he released a video message to his constituents about why he switched parties from Democrat to Republican.  It's amazing.  We've heard it before in various forms over the course of many years, but with our low-information outreach that is taking place here on the EIB Network, it's especially timely.

RUSH: You and I all know why they want to speed this up.  They don't want anybody to find out what's in it.  This bill already weighs 24 pounds.  It's already in the thousands of pages.  It is just like Obamacare.  There are people who do not want you to know everything that's in this bill.  That's why the speed (in addition to the falling polling numbers on this). 

RUSH:  The Republicans are hated, and they're hated by all of these groups that vote Democrat.  So the only way that's gonna change is to support what all of these Democrat groups want because that will prove to these Democrat groups that they are wrong in how they think about us?

RUSH: This is where your own intelligence guided by experience has to inform you.  And looking at both sides of this isn't gonna get you anywhere.  You have to have the courage to admit that one side is wrong.  And 99 times out of a hundred it's gonna be the left that's wrong.

RUSH:  These people are talking about it, while not even knowing it. 

RUSH: Now, about this ruling? Yesterday I told you when the ruling came down that I was ill-equipped and unprepared to comment on it because it happened close enough to the start of the program that I was unable to look at the ruling, the decision, and I had only had an AP story. 

RUSH:  And where are most of these shootings happening, Vice President Biden?  Aren't they in places run by people in your party, like in Chicago and Washington, DC, where you happen to be? 

RUSH: So the Gang of Eight is not writing the bill.  Obama is... The Limbaugh Theorem shows up every day, sometimes multiple times a day.  

RUSH: On the surface it appears to be one of these things that's infuriating, yet it's a 7-2 decision.  

RUSH: It's the low-information population there, Snerdley.  That's what that is.  I mean, hello?

RUSH:  Just go to settings, notifications, scroll all the way to the bottom, and you'll see if they've been installed on your phone.  Amber Alerts and Emergency Alerts, you can turn those two off.  The Presidential Alert doesn't display.  You can't turn that off. 

RUSH: I had not heard that line of thinking from anybody, that this immigration bill will be determined by that: who has ultimate authority over border security.

RUSH: All of the moneyed interests, the donors and the political consultants, are telling these Republicans the money is gonna dry up if they don't support amnesty.  The big money people want it, and they want it for various other reasons that have nothing to do with the Constitution or the law.  

CALLER: There's a lot of Hispanics, a lot of us against amnesty.  I myself have lost three jobs due to that fact.  They'd rather have two illegals instead of me, and I am an American citizen. 

RUSH: Here again is where I get to illustrate my utter naivete.  I don't understand why the Democrat Senator Menendez wants to us win the White House.  Can anybody out there explain to me why Senator Menendez wants the Republican Party to have a pathway to the White House?

RUSH: Sarah Palin, Saturday in Washington, the Faith & Freedom Coalition Conference.  We have one, two, three sound bites here...

RUSH: The difference between a father and a baby daddy is the wedding ring. 

RUSH: I get hopeful e-mails from people -- and, you know me, I am two things.  I am Mr. Optimism.  I am the epitome of optimism.  But I also am the mayor of Realville, and so my optimism is always tempered with reality.

RUSH: What this is all about, folks, is blaming conservatism and conservatives for the defeats that the Republican Party is experiencing. 

RUSH: I'll tell you why it pains me, why it is really, really painful, this stuff.  Because I really like Senator Rubio.  I remember Senator Rubio campaigning against Crist.  I know who Rubio is.  I wish he would get out of this whole immigration fight and not tarnish himself because there is a lot of potential in Marco Rubio. 

RUSH: You can trace the problems with accepting personal responsibility, no consequences for your actions, you can trace so much right back to abortion.  And I'm not talking about the women.  I'm talking the overall effect of a society having literally no problem with eliminating 52 million of its citizens.  That can't be good.

RUSH: I'm gonna say this again.  This isn't anything new.  Nothing is going to happen to Obama.  Nothing is going to happen to any Democrat.  Not one of these scandals is going to lead to an investigation that ends up meaning anything.

RUSH: It was the Clinton Global Initiative.  Now it's the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.  That's what she did.  She finds the guy at Yale. They get married.  She decides to hook herself to his coattails, and, wherever he goes, take over.

RUSH:  Now time, ladies and gentlemen, for the Official Obama Criticizer.  Here is Mr. Bo Snerdley...

RUSH: Supporting amnesty and having the Democrats win big-time elections after this is a way for the party to finally get rid of its base.  Now, you say, well, replace it with what? Don't ask me.

RUSH: It is a story about how members of Congress, having to face the same consequences of the law that you and I have to face, can't afford it because their premiums and benefits are no longer going to be subsidized.  Therefore, it's gonna be exorbitantly expensive.  And, if it isn't resolved, massive numbers of lawmakers and aides bolt, many on Capitol Hill fear it could lead to a brain drain.  Oh, my God. 

RUSH:  I don't understand how the Republicans do not understand what they're doing to themselves with this.  I do not understand how it is they do not see what's happening.  I don't understand how they don't get what the Democrats are doing. 

RUSH: We have the NSA. We have the IRS. We got Benghazi. We got Syria. We got all kinds of stuff.  And let me tell you what's really important in the mainstream news... 

RUSH: Our graphic artist Michaele came up with an absolutely hilarious picture of me seeking my way to the shadows.

RUSH: It's Michael from Westfield, New York.  Welcome, sir.  We're eager to hear this. 

RUSH: Tebow's spirituality is the reason people are so afraid of what he might bring to a locker room.  And yet the owner of the Patriots says, "That's the stuff of winners.  And we're happy to have him."

CALLER: It's been 15 years listening to you, and I'm thrilled that my expertise and your expertise may actually intersect and allow me to make you look good.

RUSH: One of the very, very early musical selections that we featured on this program.