RUSH: Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Musharraf. This guy is hanging by a thread anyway. He is just barely holding on. He's at loggerheads; he's got a whole terrorist population; he's got a moderate population; he's got the United States as an ally; we need to fly over Pakistan to get into Afghanistan, folks. We cannot fly over Iran's airspace. I found this out when I went to Dubai to stop for a couple days and rest up for the trip into Afghanistan two...

RUSH: Chris in White Plains, thank you for waiting, and welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: First, Rush, congratulations on the most wonderful -- at least 15 years I've been listening to you -- 19 years you've been around. Congratulations.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. I appreciate that.CALLER: And actually, this is a double fantastic day. Besides me getting on to you. Mr. Murdoch, I have heard, won his bid for the Dow Jones, which means that now with the Wall Street Journal in competition,...

RUSH: Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Musharraf. This guy is hanging by a thread anyway. He is just barely holding on. He's at loggerheads; he's got a whole terrorist population; he's got a moderate population; he's got the United States as an ally; we need to fly over Pakistan to get into Afghanistan, folks. We cannot fly over Iran's airspace. I found this out when I went to Dubai to stop for a couple days and rest up for the trip into Afghanistan two...

RUSH: Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Musharraf. This guy is hanging by a thread anyway. He is just barely holding on. He's at loggerheads; he's got a whole terrorist population; he's got a moderate population; he's got the United States as an ally; we need to fly over Pakistan to get into Afghanistan, folks. We cannot fly over Iran's airspace. I found this out when I went to Dubai to stop for a couple days and rest up for the trip into Afghanistan two...

RUSH: Jason in Lincoln, Nebraska. Hello, and welcome to the program.CALLER: Good afternoon, sir. Can you hear me okay?RUSH: Yeah, I hear you fine.CALLER: Okay, good. I know we don't have a lot of time. I have a couple questions.RUSH: Yeah, yeah.CALLER: I have a question about FDR.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: I was wondering, what were Democrats like before him, and what motivated him to make this liberal putsch, almost?RUSH: Power.CALLER: Power?RUSH: Power.CALLER: The -- RUSH: Look, there have...

RUSH: Remember last week we had a great caller named Deuce from Jefferson City, Missouri. Deuce wanted to point out that Bill Clinton, as first husband, first whatever, if Hillary becomes president, will have some traditional duties, that he would be Hillary's "roaming ambassador." Here is a portion of the conversation I had with Deuce.CALLER: Well, isn't that what the first lady does, you know, she visits with the wife of the president or the king or whatever?RUSH ARCHIVE: (Laughing.) I hadn't...

RUSH: All right, it's global warming time, folks. Incredible Global Warming Stack. Here is Algore. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) RUSH: Oh, no. Oh, no. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) RUSH: All right. Let's get right to it. The purpose of the global warming update, by the way, is to illustrate the folly, the fraud, the deceit, the hoax, behind the whole scientific claim that humans are destroying the climate and causing it to change. We've discussed Heidi Cullen. She is the info...

RUSH: Ken in Orange County, California, welcome, sir.CALLER: Welcome, and happy anniversary to you.RUSH: Thank you very much, sir.CALLER: I just wanted to say there is a speech you made about four months ago that mirrored something that I experienced. I was doing some lobbying up in Sacramento and at the end of the day I was standing on the state capitol steps, kind of a courtesy visit, I'm looking at the lights coming on, it's twilight. And I realized I live in a country where the toilets flush,...

RUSH: "Congressional Democrats pulled back Tuesday from a final series of votes on Iraq policy before the August recess, hoping a month spent at home with voters frustrated by the course of the war would persuade more Republicans to join Democrats in supporting a troop withdrawal." The Democrats also said that the Murtha proposal -- the typical Murtha proposal; don't need to go into details -- is dead. And Murtha stormed off the House floor yesterday when they killed his proposal. Party leaders...

RUSH: Rich in Jacksonville, you're next, sir. It's nice to have you on the EIB Network.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: Fine, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos, and I've been listening to you since '93. They didn't have you on the air in Portugal. But anyway, just real quick, the quick comment I wanted to make was I just thought we were spending a little bit too much time on Hillary's cleavage yesterday and I know we're on the air talking about it, that's even more time, but I think I'm missing the...

RUSH: "Dear Mr. Limbaugh: How is it that you never wear a nice pair of worn-out jeans? I think you'd look fine in them. Levi's, preferably, I do care much about politics. We've got a very excellent guy here in Kansas." Signed, Karen. I've answered this question over the years, countless times. I'll answer it again. I have a political aversion to blue jeans. I'm biased against them. I really am. I've been forced over the course of my life, I have been forced by certain people to try a...

RUSH: Washington Journal today, Tom Coburn was on C-SPAN for 30 minutes. The callers were just in righteous indignation -- bipartisan, too. Republicans and Democrat line callers were just in righteous indignation over this ethics and reform bill that is proving to be one of the biggest shams in the Democrat Congress. Let me read you some excerpts here from the Journal, the Wall Street Journal's editorial, entitled, "Earmarks as Usual -- It's almost too stereotypical to be true: Even as the FBI...

RUSH: Chris in White Plains, thank you for waiting, and welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: First, Rush, congratulations on the most wonderful -- at least 15 years I've been listening to you -- 19 years you've been around. Congratulations.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. I appreciate that.CALLER: And actually, this is a double fantastic day. Besides me getting on to you. Mr. Murdoch, I have heard, won his bid for the Dow Jones, which means that now with the Wall Street Journal in competition,...

RUSH: Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Musharraf. This guy is hanging by a thread anyway. He is just barely holding on. He's at loggerheads; he's got a whole terrorist population; he's got a moderate population; he's got the United States as an ally; we need to fly over Pakistan to get into Afghanistan, folks. We cannot fly over Iran's airspace. I found this out when I went to Dubai to stop for a couple days and rest up for the trip into Afghanistan two...

RUSH: You gotta hear this. We've put together a great montage. Dick Cheney, our hero, was on Larry King Alive last night, and Larry asked questions that were written for him, and Cheney answered in the way that only Cheney can. This is a condensed version as a montage, but this is fabulous.KING: Don't you ever say, maybe I'm wrong?CHENEY: No.KING: In retrospect, you would still go into Iraq?CHENEY: Yes, sir.KING: So those 3,000-plus lives have not died in vain?CHENEY: No, sir.KING: Does...

RUSH: It is August 1st, ladies and gentlemen, which is not just a big day here, it is a huge day in the history of the United States. It is also a huge day in the history of American media. August 1st, 1988, this program was born. (interruption - staff yelling "Happy Anniversary!") Oh look at that, a little celebratory NutriSystem blueberry muffin with one little candle. (clapping) Let me blow it out. Thank you all so much. Snerdley and Dawn and Brian brought this in. Oh, and look, there's...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Your incredible loyalty to this program -- we all appreciate it here more than you will ever know.""Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Pervez Musharraf. Poor guy wakes up today and learns that Barack Obama wants to invade his country.""I have a political aversion to blue jeans. I'm biased against them; I really am. They just are not comfortable! They make me feel like I'm wearing burlap.""In...

RUSH: Jason in Lincoln, Nebraska. Hello, and welcome to the program.CALLER: Good afternoon, sir. Can you hear me okay?RUSH: Yeah, I hear you fine.CALLER: Okay, good. I know we don't have a lot of time. I have a couple questions.RUSH: Yeah, yeah.CALLER: I have a question about FDR.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: I was wondering, what were Democrats like before him, and what motivated him to make this liberal putsch, almost?RUSH: Power.CALLER: Power?RUSH: Power.CALLER: The -- RUSH: Look, there have...

RUSH: Remember last week we had a great caller named Deuce from Jefferson City, Missouri. Deuce wanted to point out that Bill Clinton, as first husband, first whatever, if Hillary becomes president, will have some traditional duties, that he would be Hillary's "roaming ambassador." Here is a portion of the conversation I had with Deuce.CALLER: Well, isn't that what the first lady does, you know, she visits with the wife of the president or the king or whatever?RUSH ARCHIVE: (Laughing.) I hadn't...

RUSH: All right, it's global warming time, folks. Incredible Global Warming Stack. Here is Algore. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) RUSH: Oh, no. Oh, no. (Playing of What a Horrible World.) RUSH: All right. Let's get right to it. The purpose of the global warming update, by the way, is to illustrate the folly, the fraud, the deceit, the hoax, behind the whole scientific claim that humans are destroying the climate and causing it to change. We've discussed Heidi Cullen. She is the info...

RUSH: Ken in Orange County, California, welcome, sir.CALLER: Welcome, and happy anniversary to you.RUSH: Thank you very much, sir.CALLER: I just wanted to say there is a speech you made about four months ago that mirrored something that I experienced. I was doing some lobbying up in Sacramento and at the end of the day I was standing on the state capitol steps, kind of a courtesy visit, I'm looking at the lights coming on, it's twilight. And I realized I live in a country where the toilets flush,...

RUSH: "Congressional Democrats pulled back Tuesday from a final series of votes on Iraq policy before the August recess, hoping a month spent at home with voters frustrated by the course of the war would persuade more Republicans to join Democrats in supporting a troop withdrawal." The Democrats also said that the Murtha proposal -- the typical Murtha proposal; don't need to go into details -- is dead. And Murtha stormed off the House floor yesterday when they killed his proposal. Party leaders...

RUSH: Rich in Jacksonville, you're next, sir. It's nice to have you on the EIB Network.CALLER: How you doing, Rush?RUSH: Fine, sir.CALLER: Mega dittos, and I've been listening to you since '93. They didn't have you on the air in Portugal. But anyway, just real quick, the quick comment I wanted to make was I just thought we were spending a little bit too much time on Hillary's cleavage yesterday and I know we're on the air talking about it, that's even more time, but I think I'm missing the...

RUSH: "Dear Mr. Limbaugh: How is it that you never wear a nice pair of worn-out jeans? I think you'd look fine in them. Levi's, preferably, I do care much about politics. We've got a very excellent guy here in Kansas." Signed, Karen. I've answered this question over the years, countless times. I'll answer it again. I have a political aversion to blue jeans. I'm biased against them. I really am. I've been forced over the course of my life, I have been forced by certain people to try a...

RUSH: Washington Journal today, Tom Coburn was on C-SPAN for 30 minutes. The callers were just in righteous indignation -- bipartisan, too. Republicans and Democrat line callers were just in righteous indignation over this ethics and reform bill that is proving to be one of the biggest shams in the Democrat Congress. Let me read you some excerpts here from the Journal, the Wall Street Journal's editorial, entitled, "Earmarks as Usual -- It's almost too stereotypical to be true: Even as the FBI...

RUSH: Chris in White Plains, thank you for waiting, and welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: First, Rush, congratulations on the most wonderful -- at least 15 years I've been listening to you -- 19 years you've been around. Congratulations.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much. I appreciate that.CALLER: And actually, this is a double fantastic day. Besides me getting on to you. Mr. Murdoch, I have heard, won his bid for the Dow Jones, which means that now with the Wall Street Journal in competition,...

RUSH: Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Musharraf. This guy is hanging by a thread anyway. He is just barely holding on. He's at loggerheads; he's got a whole terrorist population; he's got a moderate population; he's got the United States as an ally; we need to fly over Pakistan to get into Afghanistan, folks. We cannot fly over Iran's airspace. I found this out when I went to Dubai to stop for a couple days and rest up for the trip into Afghanistan two...

RUSH: You gotta hear this. We've put together a great montage. Dick Cheney, our hero, was on Larry King Alive last night, and Larry asked questions that were written for him, and Cheney answered in the way that only Cheney can. This is a condensed version as a montage, but this is fabulous.KING: Don't you ever say, maybe I'm wrong?CHENEY: No.KING: In retrospect, you would still go into Iraq?CHENEY: Yes, sir.KING: So those 3,000-plus lives have not died in vain?CHENEY: No, sir.KING: Does...

RUSH: It is August 1st, ladies and gentlemen, which is not just a big day here, it is a huge day in the history of the United States. It is also a huge day in the history of American media. August 1st, 1988, this program was born. (interruption - staff yelling "Happy Anniversary!") Oh look at that, a little celebratory NutriSystem blueberry muffin with one little candle. (clapping) Let me blow it out. Thank you all so much. Snerdley and Dawn and Brian brought this in. Oh, and look, there's...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Your incredible loyalty to this program -- we all appreciate it here more than you will ever know.""Boy, I'll tell you, I would not want to be Pakistan's president today, Pervez Musharraf. Poor guy wakes up today and learns that Barack Obama wants to invade his country.""I have a political aversion to blue jeans. I'm biased against them; I really am. They just are not comfortable! They make me feel like I'm wearing burlap.""In...

Story #1: No Mention of "Parent" in Story on UK KidsRUSH: Here's a story from the French News Agency about the crisis involving the yutes in the UK. "British teenagers are among the worst behaved in Europe, a study by a leading think tank said yesterday, blaming government..." I want you parents to listen to this. "[A] study by a leading think tank said that British teenagers are among the worst behaved in Europe, blaming government policy failures for high levels of fighting, binge drinking,...

Story #1: No Mention of "Parent" in Story on UK KidsRUSH: Here's a story from the French News Agency about the crisis involving the yutes in the UK. "British teenagers are among the worst behaved in Europe, a study by a leading think tank said yesterday, blaming government..." I want you parents to listen to this. "[A] study by a leading think tank said that British teenagers are among the worst behaved in Europe, blaming government policy failures for high levels of fighting, binge drinking,...