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Democrats Want to Oust Maliki

RUSH: I want to go back and play audio of me. I don't get to listen to myself much, folks. You all listen to the number-one radio program in America. I never get to, because I'm hosting it, and as such I don't get to hear myself, not the way you do. So I like to go back and play sound bites of me, especially when I've predicted something that's come true, as this is. August 9th on this program, I predicted this:RUSH ARCHIVE: Drive-By Media, just echoing whatever the Democrat talking points...

Democrats Want to Oust Maliki

RUSH: I want to go back and play audio of me. I don't get to listen to myself much, folks. You all listen to the number-one radio program in America. I never get to, because I'm hosting it, and as such I don't get to hear myself, not the way you do. So I like to go back and play sound bites of me, especially when I've predicted something that's come true, as this is. August 9th on this program, I predicted this:RUSH ARCHIVE: Drive-By Media, just echoing whatever the Democrat talking points...

Democrats Want to Oust Maliki

RUSH: I want to go back and play audio of me. I don't get to listen to myself much, folks. You all listen to the number-one radio program in America. I never get to, because I'm hosting it, and as such I don't get to hear myself, not the way you do. So I like to go back and play sound bites of me, especially when I've predicted something that's come true, as this is. August 9th on this program, I predicted this:RUSH ARCHIVE: Drive-By Media, just echoing whatever the Democrat talking points...

Democrats Want to Oust Maliki

RUSH: I want to go back and play audio of me. I don't get to listen to myself much, folks. You all listen to the number-one radio program in America. I never get to, because I'm hosting it, and as such I don't get to hear myself, not the way you do. So I like to go back and play sound bites of me, especially when I've predicted something that's come true, as this is. August 9th on this program, I predicted this:RUSH ARCHIVE: Drive-By Media, just echoing whatever the Democrat talking points...

Warning: Don't Lick Barbie

RUSH: Well, the ChiComs are fighting back. The ChiComs said today that they've "discovered many safety problems with soybeans imported from the United States," and they're "urging US authorities to deal with the problem." Because we're all upset here about the stuff they're exporting to us, you know, lead and the Barbie doll. Don't lick Barbie! If you're a little kid out there and you have a Barbie, don't lick Barbie if it came from China, because it could have lead in there. My parents didn't...

The Secrets of Castro's Colon

RUSH: This is Charles in Ft. Lauderdale. Thank you for calling, sir.CALLER: Rush, a pleasure to walk the halls of higher learning.RUSH: Well, thank you, sir, even if it is virtually.CALLER: That is correct. When you talked about Castro -- not Castro, but the medical care in Cuba, I can recall the Cubans brought in a European doctor to treat Castro. So either the Cuban doctors weren't capable of treating him, or they were afraid to treat him.RUSH: Well, here's what happened. Now, this is...

Leaky Leahy Chases Bush, Rove

RUSH: "A Kentucky man who was playing slot machines at the Caesars Indiana casino claims he sat on a chair soaked with urine." I did not know that Pat Leahy played the slots. He must not have had the Depends there. I thought Leahy would be spending time up in Connecticut or Vermont, where he lives. We have Leahy sound bites, by the way. Senate Judiciary Committee Patrick Leahy with a news conference all upset that Karl Rove hasn't shown up to be drawn and quartered.LEAHY: Today was the deadline...

Amanpour: Bush Administration Causes Muslim Extremism

RUSH: We've got some incredible audio sound bites here from Christiane Amanpour. She's Jamie Rubin's wife, former state department spokesman for Clinton. He was working at the UN or doing something, and now he's working for Hillary, and Christiane Amanpour is still the objective and un-conflicted info babe at CNN. They had a three-part series on CNN called "God's Warriors" that she did. She went to Larry King Alive last night to promote it. We have some sound bites. Larry King said, "Is each...

Democrats Want to Oust Maliki

RUSH: I want to go back and play audio of me. I don't get to listen to myself much, folks. You all listen to the number-one radio program in America. I never get to, because I'm hosting it, and as such I don't get to hear myself, not the way you do. So I like to go back and play sound bites of me, especially when I've predicted something that's come true, as this is. August 9th on this program, I predicted this:RUSH ARCHIVE: Drive-By Media, just echoing whatever the Democrat talking points...

Racist Umps, Stereotypical Humor

RUSH: Steve in Miami. You're next on the EIB Network. CALLER: Hello?RUSH: Yeah, Steve, welcome.CALLER: Hi, Rush. How are you?RUSH: Hi. Good.CALLER: Good. A few days ago you talked about a baseball study that showed bias, and you said there was a flaw in the study?CALLER: Yeah.RUSH: There really isn't necessarily a flaw. You can tell just by looking at a large number of pitches, like there were about two million pitches, all you have to do is see what the average of balls and strikes...

Lazio Rule: Wives Attack Hillary

RUSH: Michelle Obama, let's get to this because I mentioned in the previous hour, the gloves have come off. Elizabeth Edwards and Michelle Obama are going after Hillary, because the husbands really can't. In our culture today you just can't go after the girl. I don't care. Rick Lazio, he didn't even go after her. He just left his podium in a debate during a Senate race campaign and went over and presented her with a piece of paper on eliminating some kind of fundraising. The Drive-Bys went...

The "Space Thing" Lands in Florida

RUSH: I just got an e-mail here from my North Carolina mistress. It's just so typical of a woman. She said, "Will you hear a sonic boom from the space thing landing?" It's a shuttle! A space thing? (Laughing.) They have fired the retrorockets on the shuttle that's on the way down. Scheduled landing at 12:32 here in Florida. BREAK TRANSCRIPTRUSH: The space thing, the Endeavour, just landed right on time at the Kennedy Space Center. I don't care how many times it's explained to me, and it...

It Is Never Too Late for Victory

RUSH: Here's Lane in Chicago. Lane, welcome to the EIB Network. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Rush, how you doing today?RUSH: Just fine, sir. Thank you.CALLER: Let me tell you what position I'm operating from. I am a Democrat with a big D, socially liberal, but I do not always agree with them when it comes to foreign policy, and that's why I'm calling you today. I originally supported going to war in Iraq, of course Afghanistan as well. And I'm just simply not convinced that a unilateral...

Varied Reaction to Michael Vick

RUSH: Michael Vick is going to plead guilty in court on Monday. They've released that he's going to cop a plea here. It's fascinating to watch the Drive-By Media reaction to this. It's not uniform. On the plane ride out to Wyoming I was watching ESPN, and they had a columnist from the Atlanta Urinal-Constipation, who was talking about the reaction in Atlanta. A lot of people in Atlanta -- Mr. Snerdley, you'll want to hear this -- a lot of people in Atlanta, according to this columnist, think...

A Short Flight to Wyoming for Dinner

RUSH: Folks, I have not been to bed. Everybody here is just excited and thrilled over this prospect, because when this happens, we get right up to the edge for most of the three hours. I left the broadcast complex yesterday afternoon right after the program, and I flew out to Wyoming last night for dinner with some friends; and because I'm going on vacation on Friday -- I'll be gone all of next week -- I decided in devotion to you and service to the program and job to not take today off, so I...

The Real Captain America

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"We can 'root for America' for ourselves, Mrs. Clinton. It doesn't take a village to win a war. It takes the United States to win a war.""There's this story here about a man in Alaska who was mauled by a grizzly bear last month and married his longtime girlfriend. He said, 'This mauling has made me see my family in a different light -- I'm going to go ahead and get married.' What a weakling. What an absolute weakling.""I love stereotypical...

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