RUSH: Carl in Charleston, South Carolina, it's great to have you here, sir. Hi.CALLER: Greetings from the low country of South Carolina, Mr. Limbaugh.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: It's an honor to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I was wondering if you could pass along some of your wisdom. I recently watched the HBO production of the film they aired called Recount.RUSH: I saw that.CALLER: That was an interesting piece, but in light of the Democrats' desire to regain control of...

RUSH: Hey, Cookie! I didn't have time to send you a flash note on this, but it was at the top-of-the-hour break, I was watching videotape of the McCain speech -- I told Cookie earlier today, no audio sound bites of the McCain speech because he started right when this program started. Those people are going to learn, they don't do their speeches when this show is on. Cookie, I just saw the anti-war protesters, a bunch of goofy-looking kids, but they still showed up and they protested McCain's...

RUSH: Well, the Phoenix Mars landed on Mars. It landed up there near the polar regions, and it's sending back some great pictures, but one of the funniest is there's a DVD, we have made a DVD that was secured on the outside of the Phoenix waiting for a Martian to come along, pick it up, and put it in his DVD player and learn about us. It has messages from earth. I don't know what's on it. In the past they've let guys like Carl Sagan, the big astronomer, I think it was Voyager, this deep space...

RUSH: Julie from Roseberg, Oregon, the land of granola and pine nuts, nice to have you with us on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Good morning.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: First of all, I promise I won't be one of those silly rambling females that irritate you so.RUSH: Wait a minute. Who ever said this, that females are silly and rambling and that they irritate me?CALLER: Because I listen to you a lot, and the ones that giggle and don't let you talk, you cringe. You get irritated.RUSH: Well,...

RUSH: So what happened out in Arizona over the weekend? Well, McCain had these three guys out there. He had Romney. He had Charlie Crist and Bobby Jindal. The Prowler and the American Spectator: "Despite the hype around the Memorial weekend gathering in Sedona at McCain's place, only governor Bobby Jindal is being given serious consideration for the nomination, say McCain insiders with knowledge of the ongoing vetting process. 'Jindal is the only one seems to be general agreement that we need...

RUSH: We'll go to Sandy, Utah. This is Terry. It's great to have you here, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Mr. Limbaugh, the great one.RUSH: Thank you, sir. CALLER: A very difficult call for me to make, but one that I felt was absolutely necessary. I am the Terry from Sandy, Utah, that at the beginning of Operation Chaos called you up and chastised you and said some very, very bad things about you over the phone. I, sir, would like to apologize for one major reason. All of us...

RUSH: Charles, Albuquerque, New Mexico, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello, sir.CALLER: Good morning, Rush.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: You know, I'm just a simple conservative Republican worker, and so therefore I always look to you for guidance and clarification. I never thought in my life I'd be defending Hillary, but I just don't understand what the problem is with her using the RFK assassination as a reference to a timeline of which Democrat candidates could go into June.RUSH: A lot of people are...

RUSH: Our buddies at PowerLineBlog.com actually listened to Obama's Memorial Day speech (thank goodness they did, because I didn't), and they report some of the transcript. Not the whole transcript, but a lot of it. And here are some of the things that Obama said. In addition to saying on, "This Memorial Day as our nation honors its own broken line of fallen heroes..." By the way, let me see. I just got 34,000 sound bites here at two minutes after... Let me see if we've got any of this, if we...

RUSH: One of the things I did over the weekend. A friend down here, Ted Bell is his name, he just started writing novels four or five years ago; and I read one this weekend. He gave me an advance copy. It's not out yet. It's called Tsar, T-s-a-r. I read 250 pages yesterday afternoon. I could not stop turning the pages on this thing. It's about Russia and their desire to go back to the most powerful nation status on the world stage. I don't want to give too much of it up, but the villain in this...

RUSH: So there I was. I had just gotten home on Friday afternoon, I was eagerly preparing for three days of rest and relaxation, not to have a care in the world. I get home, I fire up the computer, and I see that Operation Chaos has been sabotaged by the intended beneficiary! How many times have I told people, don't try this at home! Mrs. Bill Clinton should simply stay in the kitchen, barefoot and wait for orders from me, Commander-in-Chief US, Operation Chaos. That Bobby Kennedy comment...

Rush's Morning Update: UnforeseenMay 28, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Despite Senator Clinton's politically crude revelation that she is relying on unforeseen events-- like an assassination --to win the Democrat Party nomination,it's a strategy that long-shot Democrat candidates have successfully used before.In July 1896, another a long-shot candidate-- William Jennings Bryan-- addressed the Democrat National Convention...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"How did Hillary go from the Smartest Woman in the World ready to be coronated to somebody not even qualified to be a dogcatcher?""So I had just gotten home on Friday afternoon, not to have a care in the world. I fire up the computer, and I see that Operation Chaos has been sabotaged by the intended beneficiary. How many times have I told people: Don't try this at home!" "Is 'stupid' too harsh a word? Well, let me try it this...

Story #1: Miracle: Home Sales "Unexpectedly" RiseRUSH: Looky here. "Home Sales Unexpectedly Rise in April." ("US home prices drop at sharpest rate in 20 years", is a companion story.) What's unexpected about this? I think I'm qualified for the Nobel Prize here in economics for being able to figure this out. Housing sales are up, car mileage is down, housing sales are up, and lower prices are attracting buyers. Gee, isn't that a miracle? Car mileage is down, and higher prices are discouraging driving....