JAY LENO: Now, either you love or you hate my next guest, but you can't ignore him. He hosts the highest rated national radio talk show in America, with 20 million listeners a week. Please welcome Rush Limbaugh. (music, cheers) I must say, now, I think people are stunned at how thin you are because we don't see you on TV that often.RUSH: That's right.LENO: How much weight have you lost?RUSH: Eighty-two pounds, Jay.LENO: Eighty-two pounds. (cheers and applause) Let me ask you something....

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Rush's Morning Update: Rules for WorkOriginal Airdate: August 31, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer A new Harris Interactive study, conducted for CareerBuilder.com, reveals that 45 percent of employers examine the stuff job seekers post on social networking websites. Forty-five percent! That is double the percentage of a year ago.And it's problematic for some of you. Over a third of those employers ultimately decided not to...