RUSH: Sergio in Brooklyn. Welcome, sir. Great to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Yes, Mr. Limbaugh, right to the point. A few years ago I was forced prematurely to retire from industrial construction. A truck crushed both my kneecaps. So I had a vision about going into the toothbrush business, and I invented a toothbrush, it was in a package of 12. Each toothbrush said the month --RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait. CALLER: -- January, February --RUSH: Sergio? Sergio, slow down just...

RUSH: Stacy somewhere in Georgia. We last heard from Stacy when she called from underneath a tree somewhere, she didn't want to be any more specific than that. She's in the insurance business and we welcome her back. How are you? CALLER: Well, hi, Rush. How are you?RUSH: Very well thanks.CALLER: Well, listen, before I tell you how my little company is enduring the House bill, it seems to me when the Gitmo five get up to New York City, the judge is going to ban cameras from the court, so...

RUSH: Montclair, Virginia, Angela, hi, great to have you with us on the program.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Great to talk to you. The public option, it throws a red flag for me because of the word "public." Have we forgotten about public housing, public schools? RUSH: You know what? It's a great point, and you remind me I had a story in the stack either yesterday or the day before that I didn't get to. Some public housing project somewhere in this country, there is...

RUSH: Get this headline: "White House to Begin Push on Immigration Overhaul in 2010." Now, this is a story from the New York Times from November the 14th, 2009, which must mean this is going to run in tomorrow's paper. I as a powerful, influential member of the media have an advanced copy. "The Obama administration will insist on measures to give legal status to an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants as it pushes early next year for legislation to overhaul the immigration system, according...

RUSH: Now, you gotta hear this sound bite. Mark Halperin from TIME Magazine (he's their editor-at-large) was on with Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington, on her MSNBC show. And she said, "Mark, you recently traveled outside of Milwaukee under the radar. Sarah Palin went to Milwaukee. Nobody knew it. No cameras that most people know about. What kind of crowd? What was the excitement there for Sarah Palin in Milwaukee?"HALPERIN: A big event at the state fair grounds, about 4,000 people who...

RUSH: Now, ladies and gentlemen, do you remember what a circus the Moussaoui trial was? Zacarias Moussaoui? We've seen all this before. Do you remember during the trial of Moussaoui, even supposed 9/11 families showed up to plead for Moussaoui, to plead for leniency, to plead for justice. That was a lot closer to the events of 9/11 and it was on a much smaller stage. That trial was in the Washington area. Now, this case is not going to go to trial for a couple years. Can you imagine the discovery...

RUSH: Last night Elmendorf, Alaska, Elmendorf Air Force Base Obama spoke to the troops. This is a little bit of what he said.OBAMA: I will not risk your lives unless it is necessary to America's vital interests. (cheers and applause) And if it is necessary, the United States of America will have your back. We'll give you the strategy and the clear mission you deserve, we'll give you the equipment and the support that you need to get the job done, and that includes public support back home....

RUSH: This is President Obama in Tokyo at a press conference. He was asked, "On Afghanistan, if I might, can you explain to people watching and criticizing your deliberations what piece of information you're still lacking to make that call?"OBAMA: I don't think this is a matter of some datum of information that I'm waiting on. It's a matter of making certain that when I send young men and women into war, and I devote billions of dollars of US taxpayer money, that it's making us safer and that...

RUSH: Before I get into this disgusting travesty perpetrated here by Barack Obama, who, you notice how this guy is always out of the country when bad news hits? Unemployment 9.4%, flies off somewhere, 9.7%, flies off somewhere, 10.2%, flies off somewhere, sends Holder out there today to announce they're bringing the Gitmo detainees up here for trial, he's over there in Japan. They asked him about it over there and he pulled a Bill Clinton, Janet Reno. When the Waco invasion happened, asked Clinton...

RUSH: Yesterday afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, I interviewed Governor Palin for the upcoming issue of the Limbaugh Letter. It will be our cover story. I think it was the first time other than an interview with me -- sometimes I do interview myself in the newsletter because the best questions I ever get asked are the ones I ask myself. But she's the cover story, she's the interview, and she will be here live on the radio next Tuesday, the day her book is released, at the top of the second hour....

Rush's Morning Update: Buy-a-GradeNovember 16, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer You know, folks,sometimes innovation just isn't appreciated.Last year, the Rosewood Middle School in Goldsboro, North Carolina decided that a "chocolate sale" would be a good fundraiser. It flopped. So this year, the parent advisory council came up with a bold, innovative approach. For a mere $20, the school would sell 20 points-- which students...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Do you realize Barack Obama is tougher on insurance companies than he is on the 9/11 mastermind?""I talked to Sarah Palin yesterday about the future of the Republican Party, what she thought about New York 23, and how she deals with the character assassination of not just herself, but of her entire family. It was fascinating, and we'll do it again on Tuesday afternoon." "This trial is going to be a soapbox for Al-Qaeda's case...

Story #1:Stop the Presses! NASA Finds Water on the Moon RUSH: Stop the presses! "NASA says they found a significant amount of water on the moon." Okay, roll the presses again. So what? Big deal. "But, Rush, but, Rush, but, Rush, there might be life there, there might have been life there in the past!" I know it is significant because we're destroying earth, which means we can colonize on the moon because the moon has water, found significant amounts of water. It's probably not polluted like...