Over the weekend, Iran’s front man – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – leveled some very serious charges. He said Western nations are engaged in a vast scientific conspiracy to steal rain from Iran. This is a grave issue because Iran has suffered multiple droughts over several seasons.
Speaking at a ceremony to inaugurate a dam in a central province of Iran, Mahmoud said: “According to reports on climate, whose accuracy has been verified, European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent. By forcing it to rain in Europe, “they prevent rain clouds from reaching regional countries, including Iran.”
Ahmadinejad also cited an article from an unnamed “Western politician” predicting droughts over Turkey, Iran, and Asia for the next 30 years. Now, if that’s not definitive proof, I don’t know what is.
This is disturbing. Despite the best efforts of our military-industrial complex to conceal it, Ahmadinejad found out about the “rain theft” technology that President George W. Bush ordered following the 9/11 attacks. After creating it in Area 51, Dick Cheney and Haliburton were tasked with implementing it – but it was all supposed to be “Top Secret” … on a “need-to-know basis.” And now, Mahmoud knows – and he’s telling the world!
To add insult to injury, Ahmadinejad didn’t even recognize us for developing the technology to steal Iran’s rain; he’s crediting the Europeans!
If only the world had ended Saturday, like it was supposed to the secret would still been safe!