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The Official Obama Criticizer Responds to the President's Congressional Black Caucus Speech

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RUSH: (summarized) "Stop complainin'! Press on! Take off your bedroom slippers, put on your marching shoes. Shake it off, stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying, we're gonna press on. If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew -- uh, janitor -- makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. We used big infrastructure builders in this country! The intercontinental railroad." This, ladies and gentlemen, is a task for the Official Obama Criticizer: Mr. Bo Snerdley.

SNERDLEY: Good afternoon. This is Bo Snerdley, Official Obama Criticizer, "certified black enough" to criticize with 100% pure organic slave blood in the mix. I have a statement, y'all. Refreshed from his most recent vacation to Martha's Vineyard, Mr. Obama's now concerned with jobs -- or, more accurately, the lack of jobs under his administration. At the CBC Awards Dinner he promised that very small business owners, including a hundred thousand black owned businesses, will get a tax cut under his so-called jobs bill. This is a victory of sorts because finally Mr. Obama has rediscovered there are black people in America.

RUSH: Whoa!

SNERDLEY: And then he told his rediscovered black audience to take off their bedroom slippers, "put on their marching shoes, shake it off, stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying. We've got work to do. We have to press on." How utterly sad. There was no other audience who rates this unseemly presidential lecture from Barack Obama, and yet the push-back from the CBC has been tame -- and now a translation for EIB brothers and sisters in the hood.

Oh, no, he di'in't! Oh, no, he di'in't. Oh, yeah, he did. You heard him, B! He and 'celly partying like it's 1999 every week up in the White House, up at Martha's, on the Cape; and now that he's in our grill, telling us to shake it off, stop whining, stop complying, stop crying. Stop crying? What's up with that? You better step off, yo, and to relook this situation, dog. First of all, you know what it's like out here? We got massive no jobs! No, okay? Massive no jobs, yo. Check that out, okay? We got so many empty houses that have been foreclosed on, man, we could start a new hood in the old hood -- and homey's talking about, "Stop crying, stop complain, stop grumbling"? Check this out. Do you go to the Hispanic audience Obama and tell 'em to stop whining about jumping the fence, yo? No. Do you tell the Jew janitors, yo, to, you know, stifle it? No. The soccer moms? No. Your Wall Street posse? No.

Do you tell them to shut up? No. Stop complaining? No. But you come to our leaders... Well, you come to our... Well, you show up at the CBC and then all of a sudden you tell 'em, in other words, S-T-F-U? You all know what that means? Well, never mind, okay? Check this out. Yo, right it's time to take off the bedroom slippers put on the boots but we marching with you down to the White House, yo, to protest you and what you've done! You hooked up your union boys, you hooked up your Wall Street posse, you hooked up your crew, but you left the hood out of it 'til right now and the only thing you got to tell us is "shut up, stop complaining"? You better come better than that, bro, otherwise next November, it's gonna be real cold up there -- and you can't run to Martha's in the winter. I'm out, yo. Peace.

RUSH: And that is the Official Obama Criticizer, Mr. Bo Snerdley.

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