Do Your Show Prep: Everything Rush reads to prepare for the show.

Some of the topics we're loaded with today: Obama to "Crack Down" on Oil Companies || Beckel Drops the F-Bomb on Fox || Obama GSA Scandal Deepens || Obama Secret Service Scandal Deepens

London Olympics Issues Invitation to the Late Keith Moon... Secret Service Scandal Involved More Than 20 Women...Politico: Republicans to Slash Food Stamps... HuffPo Wins Pulitzer... Scott Walker Aide Attacked for Working at Hooters in College... Barney Frank Covers His Rear on Obamacare... Photo of GSA Official Looks Like a Cialis Commercial...

Tombstone, Arizona is a historic desert town. As in every desert town, an ample water supply isn’t a luxury; it’s a vital necessity. Unfortunately for Tombstone, a primary source of their water infrastructure is on parkland managed by Obama’s federal government.

RUSH: There is not a battery in the world that would get that 747 even down the runway at 30 miles an hour without needing a charge.

RUSH: A trip to Boston for two winners of four each, four people times two.  We don't send two people someplace, we send four, in case somebody wants to take the kids or the family.

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RUSH: If there is anybody in this audience listening that writes for an Apple or high-tech blog -- or if there is anybody listening to this program that works for or at Apple, Incorporated -- you have to hear what happened to me this morning.

RUSH: Obama's out in the Rose Garden today for a campaign appearance, and he starts trashing Big Oil, starts trashing the oil speculators. Let me ask a question: "Aren't these green energy people all speculating and are they not speculating with our money, taxpayer dollars?"

RUSH: Change the concept of "wealth" to being a uniquely American aspiration! Change the concept of "wealth" to something everybody wants to be! Everybody has that dream. Everybody wants that opportunity. Some people are willing to work harder at it than others. But there's no reason to be defensive about this.

RUSH: There is no massive new job creation going on, and there isn't any economic growth to speak of. That's all you need to know.

RUSH: This Washington Post story warns their readers: Don't think this election's a slam dunk. This election's nowhere near over. This election's gonna be closer than any of us thinks. (This is from the perspective of people that think Obama should win and they want him to win in a landslide, and they're a little bit upset.)

RUSH: Liberals don't want "equality." They claim they do, but they don't. They don't want "fairness." They claim they do, but they don't. They want inequality, and they want unfairness on the people they wanna punish, which is most everybody.