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RUSH: As is the usual case, I, El Rushbo, make a joke about liberals, turns out it is not a joke.  At BuzzFeed, which is a website started by a guy who used to be at The Politico, at BuzzFeed, they've got a guy who is telling everybody that the real dirty secret in Washington is that everybody is just waiting for Woodward to die so that they can start dishing all the dirt on him that everybody knows.

RUSH: This is hugely important, and worth a lot, because it does establish that what we think about Obama is actually true. 

RUSH: As insulting as it is to us, as depressing as it is to us, as frustrating and maddening as it is to us, what we are witnessing is masterful... We are watching masterful demagoguery. This guy is better than Bill Clinton. This guy is smoother, he's better, he's more accomplished, and the real genius of Barack Obama, he's been in office now for four years, and may as well not have been, because not one aspect of his agenda or policies explains what's happening in the country today, not one thing.

RUSH: It comes down to something that I think is really profoundly simple. 

RUSH: Over 170 million jobs could be lost and the Skyfall.  Oh, no... that was Maxine Waters.  The only problem is that there are only 140 million jobs in the country, so losing 170 million, that's a mean trick the Republicans are pulling off there.

RUSH: So you want a cigar that will remind you of the Cuban that you smoked... 

RUSH:  You are paying the price for Obama's political ambitions.

CALLER: Back in 2005, I was here in Springfield and was at a dedication for a Lincoln library museum... We had Dick Durbin here, and he was trying to be funny and was telling a joke about Lincoln... 

RUSH: All kinds of negative stuff is happening that Obama has nothing to do with.  He's seen as fighting it. He's still opposing these mean Republicans who are inflicting all of this pain. 

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