RUSH: I want to remind you that tonight (Friday) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific, your opportunity to get one of the all-American-made Tervis tumblers from Two If By Tea for just $11.99 will expire. We’ve got a special deal going on these tumblers. You know, I don’t get a bunch of e-mails very often saying, “Why didn’t you tell us?” These tumblers feature me. Right here, I can show you on the Dittocam. There’s me, Revered Rush.

On the other side we have our Two If By Tea icon, Rush Revere. So Revered Rush and Rush Revere, 16-ounce Tervis tumbler, and these are limited edition, and we are not going to have any more this year. We keep running out of these things, we cannot keep them in stock, and people keep asking for them, so we have restocked big time. But you have to act fast to get yours because we’re not gonna reorder.

We have other things coming, and so this is actually by popular demand. We just can’t keep these in stock. So right now through 11:59 p.m. Pacific, tonight (Friday), you can get one of these tumblers for just $11.99, which is a steal for the quality. Just go to TwoIfByTea.com. The price is already reduced. You don’t have to bother with codes or any of that. Just order as many as you want.

Now, if you don’t know what a Tervis tumbler is, it’s a 16-ounce, extremely durable, plastic tumbler that keeps beverages hot and cold. It keeps them cold with ice, without pools of sweat on the outside of the glass. You’re not gonna have water droplets dripping off of you onto your clothes, onto the table, or whatever. But unlike other tumblers, this one is a keepsake because the artwork is tremendous.

Again, you have me behind the Golden EIB Microphone on one side of it, and then Rush Revere on the other side in full colonial garb, the icon for Two If By Tea. We package these things really nicely. They come in a cute brown burlap bag. You don’t just open the box and there’s the tumbler. There’s a cute little burlap bag that we put the tumbler in for you. It’s an ideal gift, by the way, for that reason alone.

So just go to TwoIfByTea.com right now to see a picture, to see what one looks like, and shop while supplies last. Remember, this is special pricing: $11.99, only through tonight (Friday) at 11:59 p.m. Pacific. Again, I have to be honest, folks: We literally cannot keep these in stock. So we have ordered a beaucoup amount, but this is gonna be it for a while, ’cause we have other stuff coming — really cool stuff, too — and we’ll get back to these. We rotate stuff. It just depends.

We have a very intricate plan, but we do have some other things coming and we just reordered here because we had so many requests for these. And they are great. They’re just fabulous. I use them exclusively. Snerdley sent me the note last night reminding me to pack one in my travel bag, so I’m gonna have one wherever I go. See, every month I travel, and I get where I’m going and say, “Damn it! I meant to put one in here,” and I never remember. But now I do, so it’s done. I also used my reminder feature on the iPhone so I’m double covered.

It’s TwoIfByTea.com, the 16-ounce Tervis tumbler.

Go to the website and check it out. It’s at a special price, under 12 bucks, through 11:59 p.m. Pacific tonight (Friday).

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RUSH: Yes, my friends, in response to an e-mail, you heard right. The Two If By Tea Tervis tumblers, 16 ounces, are $11.99. That’s a lot less than a plain Tervis tumbler that you might get at a retail place, and you might ask: How can we do this? Well, we don’t have a lot of minimum wage McDonald’s people. I’m just kidding. We have our ways, folks, but we’re not here losing money. A customer is number one to us, totally and always.

So, yeah, between now and 11:59 p.m. Pacific time tonight (Friday), $11.99 for the Tervis tumbler, not more. They’re higher priced everywhere else. (interruption) What are you laughing at? We’re not! What do you think, I would lose money? We’re not losing money. We’re not losing money on this. I was joking. I don’t mean to make fun of the McDonald’s workers. I’m really not. The left organizing this stupid stuff is what I’m talking about.