RUSH: Here is Edward in Houston. Thanks for waiting, sir. You’re next on the EIB Network.
CALLER: Male lesbian dittos from the Lone Star State, Rush.
RUSH: Thank you.
CALLER: I’m calling to let you know, and I’m sure you already do know that we here in Texas are foursquare stalwart stout and resolute in Operation Chaos.
RUSH: Oh, yeah, that has —
CALLER: No wobbliness here.
RUSH: — been demonstrated without question. Not only did you vote, you went to cauci.
CALLER: Well, actually, my brother up in Dallas was a representative, ended up being representative — a county convention delegate for rhymes-with-witch, so he — he — he took it as far as he could go. But I did want to say that down here in Texas there are two great dates on the calendar. One is April 21st, which is the date of the Battle in San Jacinto, which gave us our independence. The other is March 4th, 2008, which is the date of the Battle in Texas and, Ohio which is going to reconfirm our independence.
RUSH: Operation Chaos. Now, I’m really honored. You’re comparing Operation Chaos with the battle of San Jacinto.
CALLER: That is correct.
RUSH: I’m humbled by that. That’s big.
CALLER: Well, we not only trust you, we believe that we understand you; and one of the things that we understand is that the liberals don’t understand you, and that is a great source of their confusion. Because you tell them the truth, and that confuses them about what the truth might be.
RUSH: Exactly! Because they don’t deal in the truth, somebody that does confuses them. We even had this happen: George Bush, after he was inaugurated in 2001 started pursuing his legislative agenda and there were a couple Democrats that said, ‘Wait, wait, wait! He’s doing what he said he was going to do.’ You remember that? ‘He’s doing what he said he was going to do!’ We at Operation Chaos have telegraphed every move. We have given them countless head starts to stop us. They haven’t been able to. They can’t stop us, even knowing full in advance, well in advance what we’re going to do.
RUSH: This is Jay in Houston. Jay, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.
CALLER: Rush, what an honor. Mega Suburban driving big old dittos down here in Texas. I just want to say to that guy in Tennessee earlier and that lady in New York, I think it was: Operation Chaos is in full force. I think Hillary won the popular vote in Texas by 108,000, and 108,000 Republicans voted for her. So she’s only winning because we’re voting for her! We’re not going to do that in the general election. Keep doing what you’re doing. We’re making it so either one of these two yay-hoos can’t team up and they’d be more formidable together. So, way to go, Rush. And, I’ll tell you what, I’m going to take my economic stimulus money that I’m fixing to get and I’m going to go down to the Caribbean and play golf and gamble. (laughing)
RUSH: Go down to the Caribbean and play golf and (laughter) he’s going to take his stimulus check out of the country! Well, you’re going to have to spend some money getting there, but make sure you don’t spend the stimulus money on the airfare. Make sure you spend the stimulus money out of the country. (laughter) It just (laughter) I love these guys from Texas.