RUSH: Mike in Fenton, Michigan, welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, it's truly a pleasure to talk to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: What I wanted to say was that I think that the amnesty bill, the reason why it tastes so bad is that it's just the essence of liberalism. It's an accelerated case of liberalism. It's all of it at once.RUSH: And adding pained this is the fact that Republicans are helping push it along.CALLER: Exactly. We're stabbing ourselves. Like you say, it's the end...

RUSH: I was going to call in to the show on Friday and do some minor gloating and take a little credit here for the immigration bill being pulled, but right about the time I hit my third birdie on the front nine I said, "To hell with it, I'm going to keep playing golf." Besides, in all candor, it's not dead. It's still on life support. The president's going to meet with some people: Congress, GOP, probably Ted Kennedy, too, sometime tomorrow. It may even go up to the Capitol. The original meeting...

RUSH: "Drought, high fuel and feed prices, a surge in international sales and the cost of dairy operations are factors boosting milk prices to record levels and hitting consumers in the pocketbook. In Alabama, the price for a gallon of milk has broken a 2004 record of $3.57 a gallon. Agriculture economists say it could hit $4.50 this summer." That means, ladies and gentlemen, that milk now costs more than gasoline does, when priced by the gallon. Now, I wonder if there's too much profit here...

RUSH: Nancy in Wichita, thank you for calling. It's nice to have you on the program today.CALLER: Hi, Rush.RUSH: Hi, Nancy!CALLER: You sweet thing.RUSH: Aw, thank you so much.CALLER: I got my T-shirt in the mail from the leukemia-lymphoma fundraiser, on Friday, and I love it!RUSH: Well, I'm glad you got it. I appreciate your donation to it, too. If you're just tuning in, she obviously had to make a sizeable donation in order to get the freebie T-shirt. CALLER: (Giggles)RUSH: Did it fit?CALLER:...

RUSH: Jim in Boston, I'm glad you waited, sir, you're next on the EIB Network.CALLER: Yeah, Rush, listen, I'm not saying that President Bush is against immigration, but I think a lot of what he's doing is strategery. And what I mean by that is, look, he wants to be able to show he's trying to do the best he can for the Hispanics, and he's always had a, you know, history with, but at the same time he knows that it's going to be overturned, and also, it confounds the Democrats so they can't go against...

RUSH: "Drought, high fuel and feed prices, a surge in international sales and the cost of dairy operations are factors boosting milk prices to record levels and hitting consumers in the pocketbook. In Alabama, the price for a gallon of milk has broken a 2004 record of $3.57 a gallon. Agriculture economists say it could hit $4.50 this summer." That means, ladies and gentlemen, that milk now costs more than gasoline does, when priced by the gallon. Now, I wonder if there's too much profit here...

RUSH: Mike in Fenton, Michigan, welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Rush, it's truly a pleasure to talk to you.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: What I wanted to say was that I think that the amnesty bill, the reason why it tastes so bad is that it's just the essence of liberalism. It's an accelerated case of liberalism. It's all of it at once.RUSH: And adding pained this is the fact that Republicans are helping push it along.CALLER: Exactly. We're stabbing ourselves. Like you say, it's the end...

RUSH: No, I had a really blissful weekend. I went back to Cape Girardeau, I had a cousin's member-guest golf tournament there, Dalhousie golf club. Great course, too, by the way. You know what? I did not watch television. I didn't even have my computer with me. Had my Blackberry for e-mails. I did not know until mid-afternoon yesterday when I got home that Paris Hilton had been put back in jail. I saw that, "Whoa, what did I miss here?" Then I find out that the judge did not agree with...

RUSH: This is a story from the American Spectator, but it's about what's happening in the UK. "Just as you think Britain's local authorities have reached the edge of the envelope in vacuous, bullying stupidity, that they can go no further in their efforts to create a society of politically correct sheep, they excel themselves once again. It's old news now that at Seagry in Wiltshire, children were banned from playing on a veteran steamroller which had stood in the school's playground without accident...

RUSH: David, nice to have you with us on the EIB Network.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It is an honor to speak to you.RUSH: Well, thank you, sir. Thank you very much.CALLER: I'm a peace activist and I was born in Sri Lanka. I'm a doctor, and I believe in peace.RUSH: Oh, wow. You are a peace activist?CALLER: Yez. Yez.RUSH: Oh.CALLER: Now, I -- ah -- we need to go back to the history of how we acquired these California, Texas, and --RUSH: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.CALLER: -- New Mexico.RUSH: What...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut -- trumpet fanfare means an update's coming, and you guessed right, Paul Shanklin here as Algore, Ball of Fire. (Playing of Ball of Fire song.) Who's listening now, really, that's the big question. (Continued playing of song.) All right one more time there, Algore, let 'er rip. (Continued playing of song.) Ah, you may have heard about this already, but you haven't heard what I think about it. The City of Denver is gearing up to fight global warming. This...

RUSH: I was going to call in to the show on Friday and do some minor gloating and take a little credit here for the immigration bill being pulled, but right about the time I hit my third birdie on the front nine I said, "To hell with it, I'm going to keep playing golf." Besides, in all candor, it's not dead. It's still on life support. The president's going to meet with some people: Congress, GOP, probably Ted Kennedy, too, sometime tomorrow. It may even go up to the Capitol. The original meeting...

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