RUSH: I was sitting there minding my own business last night, bothering no one. I had the football game on, the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles, but I'm also at the computer. So the game's on my right. I knew it was going to be a low-scoring and boring game. I just knew it, but it was a football game, so I had it on. But I have the sound down because, as I've mentioned to you, it's just noise to me. So I have the closed-captioning on, and I'm working, and I got a couple e-mails....

RUSH: The Associated Press says that Mrs. Clinton "could envision a day when 'you have to show proof to your employer that you're insured as a part of the job interview -- like when your kid goes to school and has to show proof of vaccination,' but said such details would be worked out through negotiations with Congress." As will all the details of her program, by the way, she says. Now, when I made that announcement, I'm sure some of you said, "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You have to prove...

RUSH: This is from the UK Daily Mail: "Six out of 10 Britons would not be motivated to do more exercise even if their lives depended on it, a poll has found. This is despite one person dying..." Now, get this. Get this next claim. In Great Britain, this newspaper says that one person dies "every 15 minutes as a result of physical inactivity, according to British Heart Foundation figures." I kid you not! It's right here. Now, look, if you want to find out what we're headed for with HillaryCare,...

RUSH: Mrs. Clinton unveiled the details of her health care plan yesterday. But before we get to Mrs. Clinton's plan, I have an interesting comment here from the director of the Health and Human Services Department, Mike Leavitt. Mike Leavitt, the secretary of Health and Human Services, said that the president is going to veto the SCHIP plan, the new additions to the children's health care program, which is good, which is fine and dandy. He's going to do that, but at the same time the president...

RUSH: Before we move on to Hillary and her health care plan and the whole thing, you gotta hear this. This is in court yesterday in New York City, a portion of an exchange between an unidentified attorney and the coach and the president of the New York Knicks, Isiah Thomas. There's a woman in the Knicks front office that charged Thomas with sexual harassment, and here's the exchange.ATTORNEY: Mr. Thomas, you stated earlier that, um -- that you found it offensive for a white man to call a black...

RUSH: I was sitting there minding my own business last night, bothering no one. I had the football game on, the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles, but I'm also at the computer. So the game's on my right. I knew it was going to be a low-scoring and boring game. I just knew it, but it was a football game, so I had it on. But I have the sound down because, as I've mentioned to you, it's just noise to me. So I have the closed-captioning on, and I'm working, and I got a couple e-mails....

RUSH: Barack Ubama has urged Wall Street to protect the middle class. He says a free-market impulse has taken a toll on the middle class. Actually, the free-market impulse has made the middle class. We'll have details on that. Also, guess who's back and in the same vein, Former Labor Secretary Robert B. Reichhhhhh-uh. Now, if you are new to the program, you might be wondering why I pronounced his name that way. Well, Secretary Reichhhhhh-uh used to be a regular commentator on the McNeil/Lehrer...

RUSH: I got an e-mail at RushLimbaugh.com from a subscriber. "Dear Rush: I've been a listener since 1988 when I worked a summer job with a buddy doing pavement evaluation. I've been a devout EIB listener, and I've been married for the past eight years. My wife, about three months ago, told me she didn't want kids and decided to divorce me to further her career instead. Of course, it's more complicated than that, but my question to you is, now that I'm 39 years old, have a good job, have lots...

RUSH: So there was a little snafu yesterday in Gainesville, which is the home of the University of Florida. A student there "was Tasered and arrested after trying to ask U.S. Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., about the 2004 election and other subjects during a campus forum." You may have seen the video on YouTube and a couple of other places. The kid just rushes the microphone, starts asking Kerry questions. The room's not very populated. When I watched the video of this, I was a little surprised....

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Story #1: Rush to Excellence in Philadelphia on October 11th RUSH: It just so happens that the next stop on the Rush to Excellence Tour is in Philadelphia, Thursday night, October the 11th, at the Academy of Music. It will be at Locust and Broad Streets. So yes: some 2,400 Dittoheads will be packing the place on the night of October the 11th.Story #2: Germans Treat Cancer with High-Fat Diet RUSH: Get this. TIME Magazine: "The women's hospital at the University of Wurzburg used to be the biggest...