RUSH: Back to Mrs. Clinton. She was inevitable until she actually ran. Everybody is so caught up in the Uncivil War and the entertainment factor here of Bill Clinton claiming that Obama interjected race and is putting hit jobs on him. But have you noticed what's had to happen here? I think one of the best ways to expose Hillary is to show how far she fell in the real world. Mrs. Clinton wasn't the only one who thought she was inevitable. She actually was. The whole Democrat Party thought...

RUSH: This is Kay in Medford, New Jersey. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It's great honor to talk to you. Mental health dittos from New Jersey, which is a hard thing to maintain --RUSH: (laughing)CALLER: -- in New Jersey, and I'm a psychologist, so it's even harder.RUSH: Would you explain the difference to the audience, a psychologist and a psychiatrist.CALLER: A psychiatrist is a medical doctor who can prescribe medication.RUSH: You mean like to Heath Ledger?CALLER: Yes....

RUSH: This is Dee in Aurora, Colorado, great to have you with us. Hi.CALLER: Uh, It's... It's Aurora, Ohio.RUSH: Okay. CALLER: Okay.RUSH: Two slipups on the party -- and that made you think that maybe I took the wrong call, right, and that's why you paused and hesitated?CALLER: Yes, that's exactly right.RUSH: Okay.CALLER: My question to you is because I am absolutely beside myself, Rush. Why in the world would you make a statement that you may not -- for the first time not -- vote in this...

(playing of song, When Johnny Comes Marching Home) RUSH: I must admit, I've been obsessing over this song since we last did the Uncivil War in the Democrat Party Update. It's When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again. This is the soundtrack from Dr. Strangelove, the movie. I told you. I predicted it, ladies and gentlemen, Tuesday, that the Clintons in South Carolina would employ their public southern strategy; that Hillary Clinton was setting herself up to lose in South Carolina while keeping Bill...

RUSH: I have to tell you all a story. This happens every time somebody comes over to my house. I had a little dinner party back in December, and for some people who live near me, it was the first time that they had been able to accept an invitation. They wanted to see the house. I said, "You want to see the whole thing?" "Of course!" They wanted to see the bedroom. Ohhh. Hardly anybody asks for the bedroom. You know it's not kosher to show people the bedroom. When you show people your...

RUSH: This bipartisan stimulus package. Here you go, on the tax rebate side. "Checks of at least $300 for all people earning a paycheck." What about those who don't earn their paychecks? A lot of people get paid but don't earn it, a lot of slackers out there, Mr. Snerdley. You know what I'm talking about. Strange wording. "Checks of at least $300 for all people earning a paycheck, including low-income earners who make too little to pay income taxes. Families with children would receive an...

RUSH: The Drive-Bys continue to discuss the irrelevancy of talk radio and its leading practitioner: me. Let's go to PMSNBC yesterday afternoon, anchor Monica Novotny spoke with the political director at NBC, Chuck Todd, who used to be with The Hotline, and she said to him, "Chuck, one thing we'll know we'll see, one less candidate, Fred Thompson's dropped out, but who could benefit from that? Who might get those voters who might have otherwise voted for Fred Thompson.TODD: That was sort of the...

RUSH: There is a piece in the Wall Street Journal today by Bill Clinton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. It is incredible. Get this: "The American dream is founded on the belief that people who work hard and play by the rules will be able to earn a good living, raise a family in comfort and retire with dignity. But that dream is harder to achieve for millions of Americans because they spend too much of their hard-earned money on fees to cash their paychecks. ... Here is one initiative that can unite...

Rush's Morning Update: Pink FlagOriginal Airdate: January 25, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Hey, folks: What's the number-one women's health issue,in terms of publicity? It's breast cancer. The pink breast cancer awareness ribbons became fashion statements in the 1990s. Hundreds of marches took place every year promoting "breast cancer awareness." Constant public service ads urge women to get regular mammograms because...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"How laughable is it that Barack Obama, who couldn't turn up the heat on a kettle of water, is being accused of doing hit jobs on Bill Clinton?""A lot of people get paid, but don't earn it. Well, there's a lot of slackers out there, Mr. Snerdley. You know what I'm talking about.""You know, it's not kosher to show people the bedroom when you show people your house. Who knows? If you don't have staff and it's not cleaned up, who...

Story #1: Santorum Theory: Rudy Must Win Florida for Mitt RUSH: By the way, do you know what Santorum's theory about Super Tuesday in Florida is? Try this out for size. Rick Santorum, former Senator from Pennsylvania, believes that the best thing to happen would be for Rudy to win Florida, not Mitt. It would be better for Rudy to win Florida because then that would keep Rudy in the game, because Rudy has put all his eggs in the Florida basket. If he doesn't win Florida he may just... Even if he...