RUSH: A lot of people are saying, "Rush, why are you so hot on Bobby Jindal?" We have two sound bites. He was on with Cavuto yesterday. Here's the first of the two sound bites.CAVUTO: Governor, Rush Limbaugh's a very big fan of yours. He says you're like a Ronald Reagan. Now, he was not a fan of John McCain's. So it's kind of like a weird juxtaposition for conservatives to be in saying that a conservative like yourself has to be on the McCain ticket or they might think less of that ticket....

RUSH: Wednesday in San Francisco, the Queen Bee, Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the House, was interviewed by the San Francisco Chronicle editorial board. Here's some of what she said.PELOSI: If a resolution is not appropriate, then it remains for the credentials committee at the convention to resolve it. Then, earlier than that, I will step in, because we cannot take this fight to the convention. It must be over before then. I believe it will be over in two weeks.RUSH: Nancy Pelosi is saying,...

RUSH: Jim in Montgomery, Texas, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Howdy from the great state of Texas, Rush.RUSH: Thank you very much.CALLER: Say, I'd like to talk about Canada, Mexico, and Alaska, the oil in particular. I noticed that when we need more oil from the Saudis, the president goes over there and holds hands with some king or something, trying to squeeze a little bit more production out of there. Why don't we get more from Canada and more from Mexico to make up the...

RUSH: John in Sioux City, Iowa. You're next. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush, 24/7 dittos.RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.CALLER: Hey, I'm a 24/7 member. I'm kind of disappointed when on the podcast I can't hear the parodies. Is there anything that you can do about that?RUSH: Well, the parody songs you're talking about?CALLER: Yes.RUSH: We can't put any music on the podcasts.CALLER: Oh, okay.RUSH: Even the parodies because the parodies are derivatives of actual written melodies.CALLER: Yeah.RUSH:...

RUSH: Lake County, Ohio, this is Dr. Mike. Hello, Dr. Mike.CALLER: Hi, Rush. I have a question for you since you've been talking about speculation in marketplaces all day anyway. I noticed that there is the energy credits, and I was wondering if you would want to develop a new marketplace for something called a Rush Energy Debit, and that would be for people that are too busy to drive their SUV or maybe they can't afford to, maybe they can't grill their Allen Brothers steaks, maybe they can't...

RUSH: Go back to May 3rd, Meet the Press, Tim Russert's show, here is Senator Obama talking about Reverend Wright and Reverend Moss.OBAMA: He was my pastor, and he built a terrific church. I'm proud of that church. We've got a wonderful young pastor who's there, who's doing, uh -- continuing the terrific work that the church does, and that's my commitment. My commitment is to the values of -- of that church.RUSH: He's talking about the replacement for Reverend Wright, the Reverend Otis Moss...

RUSH: I've been mentioning this for a couple of days. This was published on May 26th, which was Monday, which was Memorial Day, and it was on the Fox News Channel website. It's by John Lott, Jr., L-o-t-t. He's the author of a book called Freedomnomics, and a senior research scientist, University of Maryland. "Is There Really a Bias Against Women in Politics? History Suggests Otherwise." He starts out here with the premise that women are so underrepresented in elective office, and is it sexism...

RUSH: This is Edward in Greenville, South Carolina. Nice to have you on the EIB Network, sir. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush, thanks for taking my call.RUSH: You bet, sir.CALLER: Hey, I've got a question for you. I've been listening to your ads about the AB Steaks, the Allen Brothers, and I've been hitting my wife up for them for Father's Day coming up, and I told her about it and dropping hints, and she got online last night and went to look at the Rush-More PAC, and she came back and said, "Now,...

RUSH: This is Summer, who is in Auburn, Alabama. Nice to have you with us. Hello.CALLER: Hey, thanks for having me.RUSH: You bet.CALLER: So I am about to graduate from Auburn, and I just got my final assignment from one of my professors, and it is basically to go into great deal and plan my funeral, and I was just wondering kind of your take on it.RUSH: Wait just a second here, Summer. First question I have, when do you graduate?CALLER: Well, I finish classes in June. I walk in August.RUSH:...

RUSH: Lauren Hutton, the former model, some-time actress was on the Today Show today, and she was talking about the movie, Sex and the City, based on the TV show, Sex and the City. She says she's never seen it. Have you ever seen Sensation in the City, Dawn? You never watched it? What about you? Yeah, but you watched it because Mitzi watched it, right? You had to watch it because she was watching it; is that right? Yeah, okay. What about you, Snerdley? Have you seen it? I watched a couple...

RUSH: I gotta hear this again, Michael Pfleger, because I'm watching this at the top of the hour after I got off the phone with the climate specialist. I'm watching this guy and, you know, the congregation here at Reverend Wright's church, at Obama's church, this congregation is going more nuts for this guy than I ever seen 'em go nuts for Jerry Wright. And I'm watching with Snerdley, and Snerdley says, "Yeah, traitors." (laughter) Traitors. The congregation is cheering the white pastor more...

RUSH: A big-time crane collapse, Upper East Side, Manhattan today, First Avenue and East 91st Street, [two dead, including] the cab operator... when the thing snapped off. They're going to investigate this. They had another crane accident in New York in March. And I just wonder -- I mean, this is speculation, but if the mainstream media can do it, I can do it. You know what the mainstream media speculation is? Every global warming story is speculation, every one of them. It is not fact. Every...

RUSH: We have a 15-year-old young guy from -- how do you pronounce this town. His name is Evan. How do you pronounce the town in Wisconsin where you're from?CALLER: Yes. Mequon.RUSH: Mequon. Wisconsin. It's great to have you here, Evan. Welcome.CALLER: It's an honor to speak with you, Mr. Limbaugh.RUSH: I appreciate that. Thank you.CALLER: I've been listening to you the past week, and I've kind of gotten the drift that a Conservative Party wouldn't be a good thing. But my friends and...

RUSH: Topeka, Kansas. John, thanks for the call. You're up first today. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush, John Cooney. Thanks for taking my call.RUSH: You bet, John Cooney.CALLER: Hey... (laughing) The one and only John Cooney, like the one and only Rush Limbaugh. Ha ha. Hey, I want to talk about our governor out here, Governor Kathleen Sebelius, who James Carville last year said should be at the top of the list for running mate for Barack Obama; which also would be a white women. So probably -- instead...

RUSH: Found another Barack Obama YouTube video, ladies and gentlemen. This is back in 2007. This is a video that Obama made for a far left-wing organization in 2007, and if this gets wide airplay, Mrs. Clinton may yet have a chance. The rules committee and the bylaws committee meet tomorrow in Washington. There are planned protests. Women from across the spectrum are angry at what is being taken away from them via being hijacked from Mrs. Clinton by a rookie, a dweeb. Reverend Pfleger was...

RUSH: Another preacher in the pulpit at Reverend Wright and Obama's church. Guy's name, Reverend Michael Pfleger. He went on a roll this past Sunday. This is what he said about Mrs. Clinton.PFLEGER: When Hillary was crying and people said that was put on, I really don't believe it was put on. I really believe that she just always thought, "This is mine. I'm Bill's wife. I'm white, and this is mine. I just gotta get up and step into the plate," and then out of nowhere came, "Hey, I'm Barack...

Rush's Morning Update: UnseemlyJune 2, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer You know, when I saw the headline-- "Ailing Kennedy Fading as a Top Target for Right Wing"-- I knew what would follow.Associated Press writer Tom Raum has "discovered" that "branding someone a 'Ted Kennedy liberal' is slowly fading from the political lexicon." This trend, says Mr. Raum, was evidenced even before Senator Kennedy was diagnosed with a...

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