RUSH: Yesterday in an interview with the Associated Press, noted celebutard Matt Damon.DAMON: You do the actuary tables, you know, there's a one-out-of-three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term, and it will be President Palin, and it's like a really bad Disney movie. You know, the hockey mom, you know, "Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska," and she's the president, and it's like she's facing down Vladimir Putin, and, you know, using the -- you know, the folksy stuff...

RUSH: To the audio sound bites. This is funny. The Drive-Bys hated waiting for Sarah Palin to arrive in Alaska. We've got David Rodham Gergen here with Anderson Cooper. Cooper says, "It's going to be interesting, David, to hear Sarah Palin in a different context. This is a state where the people know her, where clearly she's overwhelmingly popular. She's not going to be telling them about the bridge to nowhere, and thanks but no thanks."GERGEN: I'm rubbing my eyes in disbelief that we're...

RUSH: Clinton and Obama had lunch today, and did you see the body language on this? Clinton was as far away from Obama as he could get. Let me tell you what's going through Clinton's mind here when this happens. Okay, he gets this call from Obama, and Obama says, (paraphrasing) "Look, I want to come have lunch with you, I want you to come campaign for me." Clinton bangs up the phone, says, (doing Clinton impression) "I just don't believe this, I had to go out there and stand side by side with...

RUSH: Kelly in St. George, Utah, welcome to the EIB Network. Nice to have you with us.CALLER: Hi, Rush.RUSH: Hi.CALLER: How brilliant of you, not only to talk about September 11th like the left tells us that we can't, but to use it against them as you should and carefully outline their turpitude.RUSH: Well, thank you. If you're just joining us, I led off the program today with my thoughts on 9/11, and then my thoughts since 9/11. And I just recounted some of the highlights of the behaviors...

RUSH: "South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate 'whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn't had an abortion.'" What kind of hate is it these people harbor? Fowler told Alex Burns of The Politico in an interview "that the selection of an opponent of abortion rights would not boost McCain among many women. 'Among Democratic women and even among independent women, I don't think it helped him,'...

RUSH: Last night, Late Show with David Letterman, interviewed The Messiah, Barack Obama, the Most Merciful. Letterman says, "Let me ask you a question here. Have you ever actually put lipstick on a pig?"OBAMA: The answer would be no. (rimshot) But I think it might be fun to try. (rimshot)LETTERMAN: I know the reaction to that was you were overreacting. You stand by that?OBAMA: Absolutely. Look, this is, uh -- if you, uh -- this is sort of silly season in politics. (rimshot) Not that there's...

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, from yesterday, we shall never forget.BIDEN: Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck. Let 'em see you. (rimshot) Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? (rimshot) I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal. (rimshot) I tell you what, stand up for Chuck. (rimshot)RUSH: Stand up for Chuck! Hey, Chuck, stand up, old buddy. (laughing) oh, God, oh, love you, what am I talking about? And then it's followed up, in Nashua,...

RUSH: If you haven't heard this, you haven't heard these things batten down. We have two sound bites on Sunday. Donna Brazile, otherwise reasonable, restrained, has lost it. The whole Democrat Party has just lost it. She's on Wolf Blitzer's Late Edition. Wolf says, "The issue of being a community organizer. Now, we know a lot of those community organizers are in the big urban areas and there's some suggesting that when the Republicans, whether Giuliani or Palin, went after Obama for being a...

RUSH: This is such a great thing. I found it on YouTube yesterday. There is mild controversy surrounding this ad because it is suggested by Democrats that it was paid for by John McCain and his campaign. It has not been. It was not paid for by anybody other than the man who did it. His name is Joe Cook, and Joe Cook is an injured Iraq war vet, lost his lower leg, foot. But you don't know that until the end of the piece. The piece starts with a tight shot of Joe Cook in an outdoor setting,...

RUSH: They're coming unhinged. I mean, it's more unhinged than I dreamed possible. She's qualified. The only reason she's a vice president is because she hasn't had an abortion? That was said by the South Carolina Democratic Party chairwoman, Dawn. How must his mother feel? You remember the convention, Biden said, "My mom taught me, somebody knocks you down, a bully knocks you down, you get up and you bloody their nose." Do you think after being knocked down by Sarah Palin all these times,...

RUSH: This is the seventh anniversary of the terror attacks on September 11th of 2001. Everybody says you shouldn't politicize this day. Sorry, can't help it. My remembrances of the September 11th attacks do not just stop on the day of 9/11. There have been a lot of things that have happened since those attacks, and I think we need to remind ourselves of them, because it was seven years ago, ladies and gentlemen, that we were blindsided. Nineteen terrorists possessed by evil, hijacked our airplanes...

Rush's Morning Update: Lucky! September 12, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer A few weeks ago, tropical storm Fay invaded Cuber, followed by two major hurricanes, Gustav and Ike. Over 200,000 houses have been flattened, and a quarter of the Cuban population was forced to evacuate their homes.Cuba's commie front man, Raul Castro, has stayed behind the scenes. He hasn't bothered to tour the devastated areas; he hasn't even addressed...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Among the remembrances of the dead and the recollections of seven years ago, not one more attack on American soil has occurred. Remember that.""We've been through some of the characteristics that Sarah Palin possesses that the liberals hate; some of it is personal, but it's larger than that. She is likable, lovable, and causing people to embrace her... and this is what liberals want for themselves.""The Democrat Party seized,...

Story #1: AP: We Have Much to Learn from Communist CubaRUSH: You will not believe this. We just had a hurricane roar through Cuba. In fact, they've been hit twice, but this one, Hurricane Ike went in there and just devastated the place. Cuba doesn't have any money. Cuba doesn't have much of anything. Their buildings in Havana downtown cannot be restored, refurbished, because they don't have any money, and they have not been. But listen to this from the Associated Press by Anita Snow. "When...