RUSH: Dick Cheney on CNN, State of the Union yesterday, with John King. One question was this. "There has been a big dustup in recent days in part stoked by the White House about Rush Limbaugh making some comments. David Frum, conservative who worked in your administration, says that Limbaugh's kryptonite as he drives away the voters the Republicans need to build a road to discovery. Is Rush Limbaugh kryptonite?"CHENEY: No, Rush is a good friend. I love him. I think he does great work and...

RUSH: Last Friday, when I was out, this is what President Obama's teleprompter told him to say.OBAMA: If we are keeping focused on all the fundamentally sound aspects of our economy, then we're going to get through this, and I'm very confident about that.RUSH: Do you hear that? Friday when I wasn't here, Obama's teleprompter told him that the fundamentals of the economy are strong! They told him to say it, and he said it -- and then on Sunday, Meet the Press, David Gregory talking to the White...

RUSH: All right, I'm going to try one more time on these bonuses. Now, I know, I know this. I'm going to make an argument, I want to make a point about this founded totally in logic. My logic is irrefutable. I am right in what I'm going to say. Ninety-nine percent of you are going to think I'm wrong. Ninety-nine, maybe 95% of you are going to think I've lost it or you're going to think that I've got some ulterior motive for saying what I'm saying, and in a few months, weeks, maybe years,...

RUSH: To North Alexandria, Pennsylvania. Nathan, you're next. It's great to have you here on the EIB Network. Hi.CALLER: Hey, how you doing, Rush?RUSH: Fine. Thank you.CALLER: Good. I just wanted to say my brother is going to be real jealous. (chuckles) He listens to you like all the time, and I don't think he's ever gotten on the show. (laughing) But anyway, my comment --RUSH: What's your brother's name?CALLER: My brother Jason. He lives in Jacksonville, Florida.RUSH: Oh, Jason. He lives...

RUSH: Now, I'm going to put this AIG thing in perspective. The bonus money is just a cover. You gotta hear me on this. Everybody being outraged about the $165 million in bonuses is just a cover, ladies and gentlemen, for what AIG really did. "Goldman Sachs Group Inc and a parade of European banks were the major beneficiaries of $93 billion in payments from AIG -- more than half of the US taxpayer money spent to rescue the massive insurer. The revelation on Sunday by American International Group...

RUSH: In case you're just joining us, we JIPped President Obama during the summit on small businesses when he had some scathing comments about the bonuses at AIG. Now, this was roughly, what, a half hour ago? Yeah, 40 minutes. No, a half hour ago. ABC News at the top of the hour, by the way, is reporting AIG... (laughing) It's 1984. It's Orwellian. AIG has three hours to turn over a list of names of people who got bonuses to the New York attorney general. That's Andrew Cuomo. Now, this is...

RUSH: Before I left the Golden EIB Microphone a few days ago, Obama's teleprompter told him to be negative on the economy. He was bashing the US economy, bashing the US stock market, bashing Wall Street every opportunity he got. We all know why. He wanted to create a crisis atmosphere and mentality, so as to set government up as the solution to virtually every problem he thought of and could convince people existed, and that's why he started loading up all of his Democrat pet projects, loading...

RUSH: Well, it's amazing what can happen when you're gone for two days. Before I left the Golden EIB Microphone a few days ago, the teleprompter was telling President Obama to be negative. While I was away at my charity golf outing, the teleprompter told President Obama to be positive. Obama's teleprompter's confident now. Obama's teleprompter is positive. Obama's teleprompter is bullish. Obama's teleprompter told Larry Summers to tell you to buy stocks, everything is bullish out there, we're...

Rush's Morning Update: Washed OutMarch 17, 2009Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Bad news today, folks -- especiallyfor you people in the northeast:you see, when sea levels rise, your coastline will suffer themostbecause you(supposedly) caused global warming.That's the forecast from a new computer model, published in the online journal Nature Geoscience. On top of the two- or three-foot rise in sea levels, those of you in...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"My offer for the president to bring his teleprompter to the EIB Network so I can debate the teleprompter still stands.""The dirty little secret is that all these people getting all these bonuses are friends of Barack. They're filthy-rich Democrats, and a lot of this money is going straight to people who will end up kicking it back to Obama in the form of campaign contributions.""You know who Barney Frank reminds me of? The Looney...

Story #1: Broder: Limbaugh Hijacked Obama's HoneymoonRUSH: Folks, I have warned you, I have begged you, I have asked you over the years, "Please don't doubt me." Nevertheless, some people continue to doubt me. David Broder has a piece today, or had a piece in the Washington Post on Sunday all about the honeymoon fading. David Broder: "'End of the Honeymoon.' -- Among those who follow government closely, there has been an unmistakable change in tone in the past few weeks. These are not little...