AP ran a story with the headline: “Dolphins Can Problem-Solve Like Humans.” Sure they can. If by “problem-solve” you mean they can spin around in the water.
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RUSH: I, myself, over the course of my life, have also been fat, and I'm under the impression that if you are something, you can say that about somebody else... I thought that's the way it went. But, you see, The Oprah is a wholly owned category of political correctness.
RUSH: A clown puts on an Obama face mask at a state fair and everybody goes nuts at how offensive it is and how dismissive it is. Well, when you go on late-night comedy shows and you make a joke of the office of president, what do you expect people to do?... Conrad Black was saying here, "I think there's a leadership problem in this country, been going on for most of the time since Reagan retired." And he's right about that.
RUSH: So Brian Lamb asks this woman a question by playing a sound bite from me that he found, he just happened to be tooling around the Internet and decided to check out the RushLimbaugh.com 24/7 website. Her name is Nikita Stewart. This is what she said...
RUSH: The UK Daily Mail: "Asked whether he can get 'big stuff done without having a good personal relationship with Putin,' Obama responded by noting that 'I know the press likes to focus on body language and he’s got that kind of slouch, looking like the bored kid in the classroom.'" That's what Obama said about Putin... He's talking about "Dufnering."
RUSH: Journalists are not there to even understand what conservatives or Republicans are all about. They are there to defeat them, pure and simple. They are there to impugn them. And for the Republicans to subject themselves to it anymore is stupid.
RUSH: While the Republicans think that they are gaining favor with Hispanics by softening their tone on amnesty, all of a sudden now somebody's come up on the Democrat side with another trick: refugee status. Fear of the consequences of the drug cartels. We're renting hotel rooms for illegal immigrants!
RUSH: It's supposed to be a big mess that leaves a lot of people uninsured and untreated. It's supposed to be a big mess so that people eventually turn to the place of last resort, the North Pole where the White House is Santa Claus.
RUSH: We have a president of the United States who cannot be criticized. His policies cannot be criticized. Not credibly. Anybody who tries is diminished and dismissed as a racist or a bigot, and so Obama can get away with anything he wants. I think the Democrats have seen this, so imagine the first female president, the same thing. Any criticism, sexist. Any criticism, unjust. Any criticism, unwarranted.