RUSH: Here's Mike in Longmont, Colorado. You're next on the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Hi, Rush. Glad to speak with you. Look, it's sort of like our legislators have declared war on us, and us being the people who basically are supposed to be the bosses of the country -- ha-ha -- but in the meantime, try this one on for size. No immigration without assimilation, because that covers all the bases and that's the big issue right now. These folks want to come here, use, abuse, drain until...

RUSH: Speaking of breakthroughs, the immigration breakthrough this morning, how many of you have gone out and rented a DVD (I don't rent them because you have to take them back. My time is more valuable, so I buy 'em) and you put the DVD in there, and here comes this giant blue warning: "FBI! You could go to jail for five years and be fined a quarter of a million dollars for copying that DVD," and you don't even have to sell it to anybody. You just give it away. You just distribute it beyond your...

Everybody's making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:
First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote ? or hold...

RUSH: Let me first get started with what's happened. There's a major, major, major breakthrough. Oh, everybody, you should have seen it! Frist went to the cameras today, the microphones, just this morning about an hour ago to announce this big breakthrough, and Frist finishes and all these other senators started elbowing each other out of the way to get up to that microphone to be in plain view of the camera. The upshot of this is that illegal immigrants, this new breakthrough bill -- oh, McKinney...

RUSH: Here's Mike in Longmont, Colorado. You're next on the EIB Network. Hello.
CALLER: Hi, Rush. Glad to speak with you. Look, it's sort of like our legislators have declared war on us, and us being the people who basically are supposed to be the bosses of the country -- ha-ha -- but in the meantime, try this one on for size. No immigration without assimilation, because that covers all the bases and that's the big issue right now. These folks want to come here, use, abuse, drain until...

RUSH: Speaking of breakthroughs, the immigration breakthrough this morning, how many of you have gone out and rented a DVD (I don't rent them because you have to take them back. My time is more valuable, so I buy 'em) and you put the DVD in there, and here comes this giant blue warning: "FBI! You could go to jail for five years and be fined a quarter of a million dollars for copying that DVD," and you don't even have to sell it to anybody. You just give it away. You just distribute it beyond your...

Everybody's making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:
First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote ? or hold...

RUSH: Let me first get started with what's happened. There's a major, major, major breakthrough. Oh, everybody, you should have seen it! Frist went to the cameras today, the microphones, just this morning about an hour ago to announce this big breakthrough, and Frist finishes and all these other senators started elbowing each other out of the way to get up to that microphone to be in plain view of the camera. The upshot of this is that illegal immigrants, this new breakthrough bill -- oh, McKinney...

RUSH: Here's Mike in Longmont, Colorado. You're next on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Glad to speak with you. Look, it's sort of like our legislators have declared war on us, and us being the people who basically are supposed to be the bosses of the country -- ha-ha -- but in the meantime, try this one on for size. No immigration without assimilation, because that covers all the bases and that's the big issue right now. These folks want to come here, use, abuse, drain until it...