RUSH: I'll be out tomorrow. I'm going to Washington for Tony Snow's funeral in the morning, and Friday was a scheduled vacation day off. I have a member-guest golf tournament at a super-secret location. So who we got tomorrow? We have Jed Babbin tomorrow, and Mark Davis from Dallas will be here, holding down the fort on Friday. I, of course, ladies and gentlemen, will be back to serve humanity once again on the following Monday. The Thursday thing with Tony and the funeral just came up obviously...

RUSH: A little See, I Told You So, ladies and gentlemen. It was back in 1996 when the Sierra Club first began its assault on the SUV in an attempt to eliminate the SUV from your choice of vehicles to purchase, demonize the SUV over the years. I warned you at the outset, they're coming after your car. They don't want you driving it, for whatever reason. You pooh-poohed me, many of you did, not all, some of you were loyal. Many of you pooh-poohed me saying I was overreacting. I know these people,...

RUSH: Here is Elaine in Macomb, Michigan. Elaine, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I'm a 15-year-listener. I agree with you 99.9% of the time.RUSH: Well, that's more than I'm right!CALLER: (laughs)RUSH: That's good.CALLER: I know that. What I'm calling about is the state-of-the-art refinery that they were building -- or going to build -- in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada --RUSH: Yes?CALLER: -- across the Bluewater Bridge from Port Huron, Michigan.RUSH:...

RUSH: Senator McCain was in Cincinnati today. He spoke to the NAALCP convention, the National Association of Liberal Colored People, and he went in there, and one of the things he talked about was education, the need for increased education. Now, there are plenty of minority parents throughout the country who are terribly, terribly upset over the quality of education that their kids get, but you're not going to find too many of them at the NAALCP. The NAALCP has been fine and hunky-dory with...

RUSH: Joe Biden did say it, ladies and gentlemen, "If John McCain wants to know where the bad guys live, come back with me to Afghanistan. We know where they reside, and it's not in Iraq." Now, there is a lot of outrage over this comment, and I got some e-mails from people, "What's so bad about it Rush? He's just talking about Bin Laden's in Afghanistan, he's not in Iraq." What's wrong with it is this. By the way, I appreciate people being honest enough to send me the question, not understanding...

RUSH: Here's Mark in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey!CALLER: (bad cell connection) Hey. I am so ticked off about these gas prices. Let me get right to the point. It's about time we use the military to take over the oil in the Middle East and put these little egghead oil barons in their place and separate them from the oil they hold hostage over all of us. Use the military; take over the oil fields. Put one or two of them on the market for $45 a barrel, and watch...

RUSH: Vickie in Dayton, Ohio, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It is an honor to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Listen, the reason I'm calling is that I heard Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats speaking yesterday, and they were introducing their plan to save the gas and things like that, and their plan was like to take the oil out of the strategic oil reserve. RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Well, my question is this. How would that help us in ten years?RUSH: It won't...

RUSH: Morgantown, West Virginia, Dave, thank you for calling. You're first today.CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Glad to talk to you. I'd like to address the issue about Rock Port, Missouri, presumably getting a hundred percent of its electricity from four wind turbines.RUSH: By the way, I got a story from somebody out of there yesterday saying the Drive-By report on that was wrong; there are more than four.CALLER: Doesn't matter if there are four turbines or 4,000 turbines. It's complete baloney.RUSH:...

RUSH: Back in the days when Obama was sailing on the clouds as The Messiah he didn't have any concerns about satire. He was very balanced about it. He was on WJR radio in Detroit, our 50,000-watt blowtorch affiliate there with Paul W. Smith. And Paul W. Smith said, "I have to do this, because Limbaugh is on our radio station and we'll see him here tomorrow. You've heard Rush Limbaugh's parody song, 'Barack the "Magic Negro"'"?OBAMA: (laughing) You know, I have not heard it, but I've heard...

RUSH: Let me check something here, folks, real quick. Yeah, the oil price plummeted like six bucks in 15 minutes this morning right before the program started, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average is up around 135 to 137 right now. A couple things about this oil price. Why is the oil price coming down? Because there was a report this morning that inventories are increasing, and why are inventories increasing? Because people are using less because the price has gone up. Now, I remember, what...

RUSH: I have come to a conclusion. Inevitability in the Democrat Party is a death knell. Hillary was inevitable, correct? And where is she? Her latest appearance has been in a JibJab video, and old Bill is out there warning of growing polarization in the country. How can we get more polarized? And these people are the ones that actually started it back in the nineties. Poor old Obama, now I guess the tag of inevitability has accrued to Obama, and he's screwing everything up now. Yesterday,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I wonder if liberals would think that McCain is qualified to be president if he had been a 'community organizer' at the Hanoi Hilton.""Remember back when the East German women were men and taking all kinds of steroids and had mustaches? And the Soviet hockey team was actually a bunch of army guys armed with pistols? Those were the good old days of the Olympics." "When you're a community organizer in Chicago working for a corrupt...

RUSH: I'll be out tomorrow. I'm going to Washington for Tony Snow's funeral in the morning, and Friday was a scheduled vacation day off. I have a member-guest golf tournament at a super-secret location. So who we got tomorrow? We have Jed Babbin tomorrow, and Mark Davis from Dallas will be here, holding down the fort on Friday. I, of course, ladies and gentlemen, will be back to serve humanity once again on the following Monday. The Thursday thing with Tony and the funeral just came up obviously...

RUSH: A little See, I Told You So, ladies and gentlemen. It was back in 1996 when the Sierra Club first began its assault on the SUV in an attempt to eliminate the SUV from your choice of vehicles to purchase, demonize the SUV over the years. I warned you at the outset, they're coming after your car. They don't want you driving it, for whatever reason. You pooh-poohed me, many of you did, not all, some of you were loyal. Many of you pooh-poohed me saying I was overreacting. I know these people,...

RUSH: Here is Elaine in Macomb, Michigan. Elaine, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Mega dittos, Rush.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I'm a 15-year-listener. I agree with you 99.9% of the time.RUSH: Well, that's more than I'm right!CALLER: (laughs)RUSH: That's good.CALLER: I know that. What I'm calling about is the state-of-the-art refinery that they were building -- or going to build -- in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada --RUSH: Yes?CALLER: -- across the Bluewater Bridge from Port Huron, Michigan.RUSH:...

RUSH: Senator McCain was in Cincinnati today. He spoke to the NAALCP convention, the National Association of Liberal Colored People, and he went in there, and one of the things he talked about was education, the need for increased education. Now, there are plenty of minority parents throughout the country who are terribly, terribly upset over the quality of education that their kids get, but you're not going to find too many of them at the NAALCP. The NAALCP has been fine and hunky-dory with...

RUSH: Joe Biden did say it, ladies and gentlemen, "If John McCain wants to know where the bad guys live, come back with me to Afghanistan. We know where they reside, and it's not in Iraq." Now, there is a lot of outrage over this comment, and I got some e-mails from people, "What's so bad about it Rush? He's just talking about Bin Laden's in Afghanistan, he's not in Iraq." What's wrong with it is this. By the way, I appreciate people being honest enough to send me the question, not understanding...

RUSH: Here's Mark in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey!CALLER: (bad cell connection) Hey. I am so ticked off about these gas prices. Let me get right to the point. It's about time we use the military to take over the oil in the Middle East and put these little egghead oil barons in their place and separate them from the oil they hold hostage over all of us. Use the military; take over the oil fields. Put one or two of them on the market for $45 a barrel, and watch...

RUSH: Vickie in Dayton, Ohio, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It is an honor to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Listen, the reason I'm calling is that I heard Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats speaking yesterday, and they were introducing their plan to save the gas and things like that, and their plan was like to take the oil out of the strategic oil reserve. RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Well, my question is this. How would that help us in ten years?RUSH: It won't...

RUSH: Morgantown, West Virginia, Dave, thank you for calling. You're first today.CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Glad to talk to you. I'd like to address the issue about Rock Port, Missouri, presumably getting a hundred percent of its electricity from four wind turbines.RUSH: By the way, I got a story from somebody out of there yesterday saying the Drive-By report on that was wrong; there are more than four.CALLER: Doesn't matter if there are four turbines or 4,000 turbines. It's complete baloney.RUSH:...

RUSH: Back in the days when Obama was sailing on the clouds as The Messiah he didn't have any concerns about satire. He was very balanced about it. He was on WJR radio in Detroit, our 50,000-watt blowtorch affiliate there with Paul W. Smith. And Paul W. Smith said, "I have to do this, because Limbaugh is on our radio station and we'll see him here tomorrow. You've heard Rush Limbaugh's parody song, 'Barack the "Magic Negro"'"?OBAMA: (laughing) You know, I have not heard it, but I've heard...

RUSH: Let me check something here, folks, real quick. Yeah, the oil price plummeted like six bucks in 15 minutes this morning right before the program started, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average is up around 135 to 137 right now. A couple things about this oil price. Why is the oil price coming down? Because there was a report this morning that inventories are increasing, and why are inventories increasing? Because people are using less because the price has gone up. Now, I remember, what...

RUSH: I have come to a conclusion. Inevitability in the Democrat Party is a death knell. Hillary was inevitable, correct? And where is she? Her latest appearance has been in a JibJab video, and old Bill is out there warning of growing polarization in the country. How can we get more polarized? And these people are the ones that actually started it back in the nineties. Poor old Obama, now I guess the tag of inevitability has accrued to Obama, and he's screwing everything up now. Yesterday,...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I wonder if liberals would think that McCain is qualified to be president if he had been a 'community organizer' at the Hanoi Hilton.""Remember back when the East German women were men and taking all kinds of steroids and had mustaches? And the Soviet hockey team was actually a bunch of army guys armed with pistols? Those were the good old days of the Olympics." "When you're a community organizer in Chicago working for a corrupt...

RUSH: I'll be out tomorrow. I'm going to Washington for Tony Snow's funeral in the morning, and Friday was a scheduled vacation day off. I have a member-guest golf tournament at a super-secret location. So who we got tomorrow? We have Jed Babbin tomorrow, and Mark Davis from Dallas will be here, holding down the fort on Friday. I, of course, ladies and gentlemen, will be back to serve humanity once again on the following Monday. The Thursday thing with Tony and the funeral just came up obviously...

RUSH: A little See, I Told You So, ladies and gentlemen. It was back in 1996 when the Sierra Club first began its assault on the SUV in an attempt to eliminate the SUV from your choice of vehicles to purchase, demonize the SUV over the years. I warned you at the outset, they're coming after your car. They don't want you driving it, for whatever reason. You pooh-poohed me, many of you did, not all, some of you were loyal. Many of you pooh-poohed me saying I was overreacting. I know these people,...

RUSH: Senator McCain was in Cincinnati today. He spoke to the NAALCP convention, the National Association of Liberal Colored People, and he went in there, and one of the things he talked about was education, the need for increased education. Now, there are plenty of minority parents throughout the country who are terribly, terribly upset over the quality of education that their kids get, but you're not going to find too many of them at the NAALCP. The NAALCP has been fine and hunky-dory with...

RUSH: Joe Biden did say it, ladies and gentlemen, "If John McCain wants to know where the bad guys live, come back with me to Afghanistan. We know where they reside, and it's not in Iraq." Now, there is a lot of outrage over this comment, and I got some e-mails from people, "What's so bad about it Rush? He's just talking about Bin Laden's in Afghanistan, he's not in Iraq." What's wrong with it is this. By the way, I appreciate people being honest enough to send me the question, not understanding...

RUSH: Here's Mark in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey!CALLER: (bad cell connection) Hey. I am so ticked off about these gas prices. Let me get right to the point. It's about time we use the military to take over the oil in the Middle East and put these little egghead oil barons in their place and separate them from the oil they hold hostage over all of us. Use the military; take over the oil fields. Put one or two of them on the market for $45 a barrel, and watch...

RUSH: Vickie in Dayton, Ohio, nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. It is an honor to speak with you.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: Listen, the reason I'm calling is that I heard Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats speaking yesterday, and they were introducing their plan to save the gas and things like that, and their plan was like to take the oil out of the strategic oil reserve.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Well, my question is this. How would that help us in ten years?RUSH: It won't...

RUSH: Morgantown, West Virginia, Dave, thank you for calling. You're first today.CALLER: Thank you, Rush. Glad to talk to you. I'd like to address the issue about Rock Port, Missouri, presumably getting a hundred percent of its electricity from four wind turbines.RUSH: By the way, I got a story from somebody out of there yesterday saying the Drive-By report on that was wrong; there are more than four.CALLER: Doesn't matter if there are four turbines or 4,000 turbines. It's complete baloney.RUSH:...

RUSH: Back in the days when Obama was sailing on the clouds as The Messiah he didn't have any concerns about satire. He was very balanced about it. He was on WJR radio in Detroit, our 50,000-watt blowtorch affiliate there with Paul W. Smith. And Paul W. Smith said, "I have to do this, because Limbaugh is on our radio station and we'll see him here tomorrow. You've heard Rush Limbaugh's parody song, 'Barack the "Magic Negro"'"?OBAMA: (laughing) You know, I have not heard it, but I've heard...

RUSH: Let me check something here, folks, real quick. Yeah, the oil price plummeted like six bucks in 15 minutes this morning right before the program started, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average is up around 135 to 137 right now. A couple things about this oil price. Why is the oil price coming down? Because there was a report this morning that inventories are increasing, and why are inventories increasing? Because people are using less because the price has gone up. Now, I remember, what...

RUSH: I have come to a conclusion. Inevitability in the Democrat Party is a death knell. Hillary was inevitable, correct? And where is she? Her latest appearance has been in a JibJab video, and old Bill is out there warning of growing polarization in the country. How can we get more polarized? And these people are the ones that actually started it back in the nineties. Poor old Obama, now I guess the tag of inevitability has accrued to Obama, and he's screwing everything up now. Yesterday,...

Rush's Morning Update: The Most Merciful Lord Messiah Barack Obama's Ten Commandments July 17, 2008Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Well, in the wake of the New Yorker cartoon, I've learned through back-channel sources that Senator Obama is working on a set of guidelines for fellow politicians and members of the Drive-By Media. They'll be released in two tablets at the DNC convention in Denver. Here's what they are going to say:1)...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I wonder if liberals would think that McCain is qualified to be president if he had been a 'community organizer' at the Hanoi Hilton.""Remember back when the East German women were men and taking all kinds of steroids and had mustaches? And the Soviet hockey team was actually a bunch of army guys armed with pistols? Those were the good old days of the Olympics." "When you're a community organizer in Chicago working for a corrupt...

Story #1: Should the Government Bail Out USA Today?RUSH: Wow. Did you see this? USA Today, the nation's newspaper saw their advertising revenue plunge 27% in June. Maybe Congress can bail them out, too. Bailout season.Story #2: Capitol Hill Democrats Unhappy with ObamaRUSH: Yesterday in ThePolitico.com. "After a brief bout of Obamamania, some Capitol Hill Democrats have begun to complain privately that Barack Obama's presidential campaign is insular, uncooperative and inattentive to their hopes...

Story #1: Should the Government Bail Out USA Today?RUSH: Wow. Did you see this? USA Today, the nation's newspaper saw their advertising revenue plunge 27% in June. Maybe Congress can bail them out, too. Bailout season.Story #2: Capitol Hill Democrats Unhappy with ObamaRUSH: Yesterday in ThePolitico.com. "After a brief bout of Obamamania, some Capitol Hill Democrats have begun to complain privately that Barack Obama's presidential campaign is insular, uncooperative and inattentive to their hopes...

Story #1: Should the Government Bail Out USA Today?RUSH: Wow. Did you see this? USA Today, the nation's newspaper saw their advertising revenue plunge 27% in June. Maybe Congress can bail them out, too. Bailout season.Story #2: Capitol Hill Democrats Unhappy with ObamaRUSH: Yesterday in Politico.com: "After a brief bout of Obamamania, some Capitol Hill Democrats have begun to complain privately that Barack Obama's presidential campaign is insular, uncooperative and inattentive to their hopes...