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All you teenagers looking for work: The federal Bureau of Labor Statistics has bad news for you. The Obama economy is so awful, there’s little work to be had.

RUSH: Throughout my whole life, I've always said I want to be older. At 15, always wanted to be older. At 20, always wanted to be older, 'cause I knew that life was gonna get better.

RUSH: Have you seen any reports on the unemployment news?

RUSH: Romney has always been hit on being this "Mr. Monopoly Moneybags" guy.

RUSH: This is me defending Romney better than he defends himself, just so you know... You can argue that what Romney does is a lot more noble than what Warren Buffett does.

RUSH: I don't want to give too much of this away, but if you are made uncomfortable by the discussion of body parts below the waist, tune out. Five, four, three, two, one. Okay. Everybody who doesn't want to hear this is now gone...

RUSH: When this is all over and there is a nominee, how do you get 'em all on stage standing there arms linked, hands together? How do you do it after this?

ROMNEY:  This has been a failed presidency.  I don't think he's tried to make it bad, he just didn't know what to do. He's in over his head.

KRAFT: When I see people banging on Bain and I think the largest investors are really state and union pension funds -- which are working-class people -- and the jobs they've created and what a great job they've done, and I see the vitriol going on, it's really horrible; and we have to put America first.

RUSH: A better question for Perry and Newt to ask would be something like what you just said: "How did Romney's experience at Bain Capital make him a better governor of Massachusetts?" Now, that would be a legitimate question.

RUSH: There was no capitalism involved in what Bernie Madoff did, but the left wants you to think so.