Opening Monologue: Sheer Panic Over Trump
RUSH: The Drive-Bys are in panic. You gotta look at 'em as Wile E. Coyote. Gotta look at Trump and his team as the Road Runner. Wile E. Coyote still has no idea what's happening. They're trying to continue to destroy Trump in the age-old ways they've succeeded. It's all backfiring on 'em. I'm gonna explain this as the program unfolds.
Really? Fauxcahontas Lectures Dr. Carson
RUSH: Ben Carson may be one of the most ethically honest people ever to serve in government. And here comes Elizabeth Warren of "you didn't build that" fame asking him if his purpose is to steer federal contracts to Donald Trump's kids.
Scientists Say Monkey and Deer Had “Consensual” Sex
RUSH: I'm not trying to make a joke. They cannot prove this is consensual. "Consensual" is a human behavioral mode applied to animals in the first place. We can't ask them! There's no way to even know what consent is. They don't even know they… The deer doesn't know it's a deer. The monkey doesn't know it's a monkey.
Rush 24/7 Morning Update: Stop the Madness
You might not remember the name Juan Francisco Lopez-Sanchez. But many of you will remember what he reportedly did.
Was Big Government Voted Down?
RUSH: I'm not so sure that Big Government was voted down. Obama's version of it was, and Hillary Clinton's potential control over it, no question, was. But Trump didn't talk about smaller government.
Suddenly, Economic Optimism Abounds
RUSH: The World Bank, before the election, wanted nothing to do with Trump! Now that Trump has won, they're out there actually telling the truth about Trump's policies. But they did nothing but try to undermine his election. So here's the World Bank — who knows full well before the election that, if Trump wins, it means good things economically, and yet to the extent that they got involved it was anti-Trump. And you could see that about any number of others, CEOs and companies, corporations, or what have you.