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Rush Rescues Turtle on Golf Course

RUSH: I did my good deed of the week yesterday. I was playing golf yesterday morning at a course down here that's closing for the summer. It always closes on Mother's Day. It's Seminole. I shot a hell of a round. I shot an 85, so 42-43. But I was plus five on the par threes. If I could have just parred the par threes, I would have shot an 80. I mean, if -- if, you know, if is for children. Anyway, as we're heading up to the 16th, all of a sudden as I'm walking up, I see something that looks...

Dumb Like Foxes: Dems Use Fairness Doctrine to Hide Immigration Bill

RUSH: This is Al in Bayside, out in Queens. It's nice to have you, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Rush, concerning the Fairness Doctrine.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: Suppose the Democrats do capture the White House 2008, and this thing does go through. How long do we have talk radio?RUSH: Well, it's not going to work. I'll answer your question, but it's not going to work. You have to understand that in 1987 when the Fairness Doctrine was gotten rid of, the total...

Dumb Like Foxes: Dems Use Fairness Doctrine to Hide Immigration Bill

RUSH: This is Al in Bayside, out in Queens. It's nice to have you, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Rush, concerning the Fairness Doctrine.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: Suppose the Democrats do capture the White House 2008, and this thing does go through. How long do we have talk radio?RUSH: Well, it's not going to work. I'll answer your question, but it's not going to work. You have to understand that in 1987 when the Fairness Doctrine was gotten rid of, the total...

Obama: Taxes Hike for Health Care; Plus: Warren Buffett Balks at Plane Tax

RUSH: A couple of notes on taxes, ladies and gentlemen. In the New York Times today, there's a story about Obama saying that he will raise taxes "on the top 1% of American earners," and he will use the money to pay for health care. We've heard this before over and over, from any Democrat. He didn't suggest, however, that he would raise other taxes to pay for expanded services. He wants to roll back the Bush tax cuts in the top 1% of people who "don't need it," he said. It's none of your business,...

Obama Charged for Speech Where No Showed

RUSH: Richard in Raytown, Missouri. Raytown, Missouri, in fact is where the Tomb of the Unknown Bowler is. It's great to have you, Richard.CALLER: Pleasure and honor to talk to you, Professor Rush.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I wanted to let you know that these Obama appearances in St. Louis and Kansas City were fundraisers, and they charged $50 for general admission, $25 for seniors. Tickets here in Kansas City were only half as much, so it's $25 for general admission and $10 for students...

Stephanopoulos Gives Obama Mulligan on Nuked-Cities Gaffe

RUSH: I have my audio sound bite roster here, and this is sort of a strange Monday. I haveall kinds of sound bites. In fact, I have 20 of them. But can I tell you who they are? We have Oprah, and I played the two Oprah bites. We have McCain. We have Mitch McConnell. We have this idiot interview last night that Mike Wallace did with Mitt Romney, "Tell me, have you ever had sex with your wife before marriage?" Would he ask that question to Obama? I already talked about that last week, though....

Democrats Have Been Rioting Since 2000

RUSH: Tim in Old Town, Florida, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. It's great to have you with us.CALLER: Oh, thank you, Rush. It's good to speak with you.RUSH: You bet, sir.CALLER: I'm one of your mind-numbed robots. What I'd like to ask you is, "What do you think the likelihood is that the left will take to the streets when they lose in 2008, like they're doing in France, like they did in Mexico?"RUSH: Well, predicting the future is kind of a tough thing to do. I don't know anybody who can...

Dumb Like Foxes: Dems Use Fairness Doctrine to Hide Immigration Bill

RUSH: This is Al in Bayside, out in Queens. It's nice to have you, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Rush, concerning the Fairness Doctrine.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: Suppose the Democrats do capture the White House 2008, and this thing does go through. How long do we have talk radio?RUSH: Well, it's not going to work. I'll answer your question, but it's not going to work. You have to understand that in 1987 when the Fairness Doctrine was gotten rid of, the total...

Dittohead Checks Out Kobe Club

RUSH: Here's Donna in Westchester County, New York. It's nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hello, Rush. How are you today?RUSH: Fine. Never better. Thanks for the phone call.CALLER: Oh, thanks for letting me call you. I do appreciate, and thank you for everything that you do. You're like my mentor, my personal mentor.RUSH: I understand that. I appreciate that.CALLER: Oh, thank you. Were your ears ringing on Friday?RUSH: Yeah, for a lot of reasons. (Laughing.) CALLER:...

Obamas Called Hypocrites Over Wal-Mart

RUSH: (story) "Calling for an end to the war, democratic [sic] presidential candidate Barack Obama spoke in Kansas City Saturday afternoon. In his first campaign visit here, Obama spoke to a crowd of more than 1,500 people at the Downtown Marriott, hitting hard on the war, health insurance and the president. In a packed auditorium, sweltering with body heat, Obama greeted the crowd. 'How's it going, Kansas City,' the presidential hopeful said speaking over applause and cheers. He warmed up the...

E-mails Praise Rush for Opening Up

RUSH: After our program on Friday, especially the last hour -- there's so much in that program, the phone call from Marie and then Dr. Martha from St. Louis asking me to put down on a piece of paper my list of attributes of the ideal woman. I got more e-mail on that, and I was sort of surprised by some of it. None of it was bad. None of it was negative, but a lot of, "Rush, it was so good to hear you finally open up about yourself. We don't get to hear much about you personally." You don't?...

Since We Banned "Torture," Al-Qaeda Will Treat Our Captured Soldiers Well

RUSH: Okay, ladies and gentlemen. "An Al-Qaeda front group that claims it has captured American soldiers warned the United States today to stop searching for them and suggested that it attacked the US convoy as revenge for the rape and murder of a local teenager." Well, that will play well in the Drive-By Media. "The US military also said for the first time it believes the three missing soldiers were abducted by Al-Qaeda linked militants after an attack that included three roadside bombs." My...

Rush Rescues Turtle on Golf Course

RUSH: I did my good deed of the week yesterday. I was playing golf yesterday morning at a course down here that's closing for the summer. It always closes on Mother's Day. It's Seminole. I shot a hell of a round. I shot an 85, so 42-43. But I was plus five on the par threes. If I could have just parred the par threes, I would have shot an 80. I mean, if -- if, you know, if is for children. Anyway, as we're heading up to the 16th, all of a sudden as I'm walking up, I see something that looks...

The Doctor of Democracy

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The Democrats thought they'd trick me into spending this whole show talking about the Fairness Doctrine, not the immigration bill.""On the golf course yesterday there was this bird just harassing this turtle like you wouldn't believe. My caddy said, 'The bird's just waiting to get the turtle's eggs.' And I said, 'Well, this isn't going to happen when I'm out here.' So I went over and picked up this turtle and took it back to the...

Obama: Taxes Hike for Health Care; Plus: Warren Buffett Balks at Plane Tax

RUSH: A couple of notes on taxes, ladies and gentlemen. In the New York Times today, there's a story about Obama saying that he will raise taxes "on the top 1% of American earners," and he will use the money to pay for health care. We've heard this before over and over, from any Democrat. He didn't suggest, however, that he would raise other taxes to pay for expanded services. He wants to roll back the Bush tax cuts in the top 1% of people who "don't need it," he said. It's none of your business,...

Obama Charged for Speech Where No Showed

RUSH: Richard in Raytown, Missouri. Raytown, Missouri, in fact is where the Tomb of the Unknown Bowler is. It's great to have you, Richard.CALLER: Pleasure and honor to talk to you, Professor Rush.RUSH: Thank you, sir.CALLER: I wanted to let you know that these Obama appearances in St. Louis and Kansas City were fundraisers, and they charged $50 for general admission, $25 for seniors. Tickets here in Kansas City were only half as much, so it's $25 for general admission and $10 for students...

Stephanopoulos Gives Obama Mulligan on Nuked-Cities Gaffe

RUSH: I have my audio sound bite roster here, and this is sort of a strange Monday. I haveall kinds of sound bites. In fact, I have 20 of them. But can I tell you who they are? We have Oprah, and I played the two Oprah bites. We have McCain. We have Mitch McConnell. We have this idiot interview last night that Mike Wallace did with Mitt Romney, "Tell me, have you ever had sex with your wife before marriage?" Would he ask that question to Obama? I already talked about that last week, though....

Democrats Have Been Rioting Since 2000

RUSH: Tim in Old Town, Florida, welcome to the EIB Network, sir. It's great to have you with us.CALLER: Oh, thank you, Rush. It's good to speak with you.RUSH: You bet, sir.CALLER: I'm one of your mind-numbed robots. What I'd like to ask you is, "What do you think the likelihood is that the left will take to the streets when they lose in 2008, like they're doing in France, like they did in Mexico?"RUSH: Well, predicting the future is kind of a tough thing to do. I don't know anybody who can...

Dumb Like Foxes: Dems Use Fairness Doctrine to Hide Immigration Bill

RUSH: This is Al in Bayside, out in Queens. It's nice to have you, sir. Welcome to the EIB Network.CALLER: Hey, Rush.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Rush, concerning the Fairness Doctrine.RUSH: Yeah?CALLER: Suppose the Democrats do capture the White House 2008, and this thing does go through. How long do we have talk radio?RUSH: Well, it's not going to work. I'll answer your question, but it's not going to work. You have to understand that in 1987 when the Fairness Doctrine was gotten rid of, the total...

Dittohead Checks Out Kobe Club

RUSH: Here's Donna in Westchester County, New York. It's nice to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hello, Rush. How are you today?RUSH: Fine. Never better. Thanks for the phone call.CALLER: Oh, thanks for letting me call you. I do appreciate, and thank you for everything that you do. You're like my mentor, my personal mentor.RUSH: I understand that. I appreciate that.CALLER: Oh, thank you. Were your ears ringing on Friday?RUSH: Yeah, for a lot of reasons. (Laughing.) CALLER:...

Obamas Called Hypocrites Over Wal-Mart

RUSH: (story) "Calling for an end to the war, democratic [sic] presidential candidate Barack Obama spoke in Kansas City Saturday afternoon. In his first campaign visit here, Obama spoke to a crowd of more than 1,500 people at the Downtown Marriott, hitting hard on the war, health insurance and the president. In a packed auditorium, sweltering with body heat, Obama greeted the crowd. 'How's it going, Kansas City,' the presidential hopeful said speaking over applause and cheers. He warmed up the...

E-mails Praise Rush for Opening Up

RUSH: After our program on Friday, especially the last hour -- there's so much in that program, the phone call from Marie and then Dr. Martha from St. Louis asking me to put down on a piece of paper my list of attributes of the ideal woman. I got more e-mail on that, and I was sort of surprised by some of it. None of it was bad. None of it was negative, but a lot of, "Rush, it was so good to hear you finally open up about yourself. We don't get to hear much about you personally." You don't?...

Since We Banned "Torture," Al-Qaeda Will Treat Our Captured Soldiers Well

RUSH: Okay, ladies and gentlemen. "An Al-Qaeda front group that claims it has captured American soldiers warned the United States today to stop searching for them and suggested that it attacked the US convoy as revenge for the rape and murder of a local teenager." Well, that will play well in the Drive-By Media. "The US military also said for the first time it believes the three missing soldiers were abducted by Al-Qaeda linked militants after an attack that included three roadside bombs." My...

Rush Rescues Turtle on Golf Course

RUSH: I did my good deed of the week yesterday. I was playing golf yesterday morning at a course down here that's closing for the summer. It always closes on Mother's Day. It's Seminole. I shot a hell of a round. I shot an 85, so 42-43. But I was plus five on the par threes. If I could have just parred the par threes, I would have shot an 80. I mean, if -- if, you know, if is for children. Anyway, as we're heading up to the 16th, all of a sudden as I'm walking up, I see something that looks...

The Doctor of Democracy

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The Democrats thought they'd trick me into spending this whole show talking about the Fairness Doctrine, not the immigration bill.""On the golf course yesterday there was this bird just harassing this turtle like you wouldn't believe. My caddy said, 'The bird's just waiting to get the turtle's eggs.' And I said, 'Well, this isn't going to happen when I'm out here.' So I went over and picked up this turtle and took it back to the...

Stack of Stuff Quick Hits Page

Story #1: Nouvelle Ton? Sarkozy Taps Anti-US SocialistRUSH: Try this from the UK Times Online today: "Shock as Sarkozy Woo's Anti-US Left-Winger." This is the new president of France. Remember how after he won everybody was going gaga? "He's America's best friend! He's going to talk about reformatting the 35-hour work week! He's going to promote incentives and free market economics," and so forth. Well, the story says this: "Nicolas Sarkozy, the right-wing reformer who becomes French President...

Stack of Stuff Quick Hits Page

Story #1: Nouvelle Ton? Sarkozy Taps Anti-US SocialistRUSH: Try this from the UK Times Online today: "Shock as Sarkozy Woo's Anti-US Left-Winger." This is the new president of France. Remember how after he won everybody was going gaga? "He's America's best friend! He's going to talk about reformatting the 35-hour work week! He's going to promote incentives and free market economics," and so forth. Well, the story says this: "Nicolas Sarkozy, the right-wing reformer who becomes French President...

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