RUSH: Global warming news, dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. It's been awhile since we've played any of the three songs in our global warming rotation, so let's go to number one. Paul Shanklin, "a white comedian," as Algore, doing Johnny Cash. (Playing of Ball of Fire update song.) RUSH: That's our global warming update theme, one of three. This is from Florida State University and their climatological division up there. "Unless a dramatic and perhaps historical flurry of activity occurs...

RUSH: Kathy in New Canaan, Connecticut, welcome to the Rush Limbaugh program. It's nice to have you here.CALLER: Thank you, sir, for taking my call. It's such an honor. First of all, I'd like to say hi to my husband Tom, and my question for you -- and I wanted to get your thoughts -- you know, it's a tragic event in Southern California with the fires and all the damage and loss of personal property and so forth, but wouldn't this kind of instill a flow of economic, um, oh... I'm sorry.RUSH:...

RUSH: This is Joel in Calumet, Michigan. You're on the EIB Network. Hello.CALLER: Hey, Rushbo.RUSH: Hey.CALLER: Great to talk to you. Hey, we had Senator Levin on our local station, WMPL up here in the copper country, and I asked him -- I submitted a direct question to him. I said it's a one-syllable answer, that's all it takes, so most people can figure it out even if you're in Rio Linda, no matter where you are, I asked him if we can win in Iraq. You could be for the war, against the war,...

RUSH: Laurie in Las Cruces, New Mexico, nice to have you with us. I'm glad you waited. Appreciate your patience. Hello.CALLER: Hi, Rush. Thanks! This is so exciting. I haven't talked to you since your local show in New York, so I am just thrilled right now.RUSH: Well, did you used to live in New York and you moved?CALLER: I used to live in New Jersey. We're recent escapees to the Southwest.RUSH: Well, congratulations. I hope you like rocks and barren countryside.CALLER: We love it....

RUSH: Last week we talked about Charles Rangel's new massive, one-trillion-dollar tax increase, which if ever enacted would be the largest tax increase in American history. Yesterday on the roundtable on Stephanopoulos' show, George Will and Stephanopoulos are talking about Rangel's plan. They have this exchange. It sounds to me like the Drive-Bys are trying to put distance between Hillary and Rangel.STEPHANOPOULOS: Charlie Rangel, the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee -- really,...

RUSH: Colleen in Bergen County, New Jersey. I'm glad you called. It's great to have you with us.CALLER: Okay, longtime listener, second-time caller, Rush. I'm very nervous.RUSH: Well, don't be.CALLER: You're the best. You are; you're the best. I just want to talk about the program Planet in Peril that I watched on CNN last night. I don't know if you watched it.RUSH: Nope. I know what it's going to be; I know what it's going to say; I know how they're going to lie; I know how they're going...

RUSH: This is Brian in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm glad you waited, sir, welcome to the program.CALLER: How you doing, Rush? I used to be in the -- I'm in the military now, active duty side. I'm National Guard right now, I've been in Iraq twice. The PKK is a terrorist organization, but the Kurds are friends with everybody in the US military, and the Iraqi people. They have absolutely no trouble whatsoever with Kurds in the north, and the United States military does not want to open up a northern...

RUSH: Let's go to the audio sound bites, ladies and gentlemen. I want to start here with number two, Mike. Bobby Jindal, the governor-elect of Louisiana. I want to go back and just share something with you something from 2005. This is during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. I proposed the Limbaugh Plan for New Orleans, and this is how it sounded.RUSH ARCHIVE: Okay, libs, we've tried it your way for 60 years and now we're going to try it our way: enterprise zones, school vouchers, turning...

RUSH: Thousand Oaks, California, this is Nikko. Nikko, hi, nice to have you. Glad you waited.CALLER: Ah, hello, Rush, it's an honor to speak to you, sir.RUSH: Thank you.CALLER: I'd like to make two points, Rush, if I may.RUSH: Yes.CALLER: The first points is I firmly believe that you single-handedly steered this country away from a second civil war, and the reason I'm saying that is liberals are imposing a foreign culture onto this nation. But normally people resist foreign change and foreign...

RUSH: Global warming news, dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. It's been awhile since we've played any of the three songs in our global warming rotation, so let's go to number one. Paul Shanklin, "a white comedian," as Algore, doing Johnny Cash. (Playing of Ball of Fire update song.) RUSH: That's our global warming update theme, one of three. This is from Florida State University and their climatological division up there. "Unless a dramatic and perhaps historical flurry of activity occurs...

RUSH: The more I see this French president, this Sarkozy guy, the more I like him, ladies and gentlemen. He was on 60 Minutes with Lesley Stahl. I don't know when they taped the interview, but he had a lot of praise for America. He admires the work ethic here and a number of other things. You know, it's amazing. He walked out of the interview when Lesley Stahl started asking him about his wife, the divorce and so forth. A French guy with gonads! You know, where are our guys walking out on stupid...

RUSH: Did you see this headline? "Human Race Will 'Split Into Two Different Species.'" Get this. This is from the UK, the Daily Mail, and, again, this story illustrates my ability as a forward thinker and visionary. "The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. One hundred thousand years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct...

RUSH: "Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton has dominated news coverage of the 2008 White House race, partly due to negative segments about her on conservative talk radio, according to a new study released on Monday. Clinton was the main subject of 17 percent of stories during the first five months of this year, almost twice as much coverage as the leading Republican candidate, Rudy Giuliani, who had 9 percent, the study found. The tone of coverage for the two during that period...

RUSH: I predicted this. I have been promoting, I've been suggesting everybody go out and watch the Academy Award-winning foreign film, The Lives of Others -- by the way, have you done it? Have you gone out -- tsk-tsk-tsk. So, anyway, this is a movie about what it was like in East Germany under communist control in the eighties all the way up to the Berlin Wall. When I watched this, and I urged everybody to watch it, "Go out and rent this movie because it's flawless. It's a perfect illustration,...

Rush's Morning Update: Seized!October 30, 2007Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player|RealPlayer Six weeks ago, a Nebraska couple became first-time parents. However, their religious beliefs ran afoul of a Nebraska law requiring all newborn infants to receive a mandatory blood test to screen for several diseases. They refused the test. So sheriff's deputies seized the newborn, allowed health workers to draw and screen the blood -- then placed the...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"The more I see this Sarkozy, the more I like him. A French guy with gonads! Where are our guys walking out on stupid questions like this?""So I lose the Nobel Peace Prize, and now I'm not on this list of geniuses.""We can't harvest the trees? It's a crop! The tree is a crop. We can't cut it down. We can't harvest because the environmentalist wacko thinks it's pretty.""Humans have already split into two species, liberal stupidius...

Story #1: Environmentalists Fueled California Fires ?New York Times ? The S.E. MissourianRUSH: A couple things here about the fires in California. This is from the New York Times, a couple days ago. "As Californians sift through the cinders of last week's deadly wildfires, there is a growing consensus that the state's war against such disasters ... cannot be won. 'California has lost 1.5 million acres in the last four years,' said Richard Minnich, a professor of earth sciences who teaches fire...