Biden Takes Care of the Russia Hoaxers, Gives Strzok’s Wife a Job
RUSH: His wife was taken care of. He maintained his loyalty, he never once caved, and the deep state has moved in and taken care of him.
ChiComs to Citizens: You Won’t Waddle Like Penguins After COVID Swab
RUSH: it was on Friday that we shared with you the new COVID-19 testing technique that had been employed by the ChiComs, and the ChiCom technique involves anal swabbing.
Los Angeles Opens Up, Bans TVs in Bars
RUSH: Why show up at a bar to watch the Super Bowl, folks? You can't.
VP Kommie: Fired Coal Miners Can Work “Reclaiming Abandoned Land Mines”
RUSH: So you people working in the coal mines are now gonna be sent somewhere to disarm "abandoned land mines." That's the great future you have!
#BidenLied: Twitter Wants to Know What Happened to the $2,000 Check
RUSH: Biden promised everybody they were gonna get $2,000 checks as soon as he was sworn in. That was gonna be his COVID policy. And, of course, there have not been any $2,000 checks.
Lincoln Project Founder Exposed as Deplorable Sexual Predator
RUSH: John Weaver has just been excommunicated from the Never Trumpers because of his "predatory and deplorable" behavior towards young men.