RUSH:We have now with us Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger from California. He just touched down in Fresno.Governor, thanks for making time for us today.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: Absolutely.How are you today Rush?RUSH:Never better, sir. It's nice to have you.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: Terrific.RUSH:It's nice to speak with you.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: It's nice to talk to you.The last time I think I saw you was at a fund-raiser for cancer research.RUSH:Yeah, prostate cancer research.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER:...

RUSH: Santa Clarita, California and Rich, as we start with you on the phones today. Thank you for being with us.CALLER: Hey, Irrelevant One! How are you?RUSH: Hey, hey, never better. Thanks for the call.CALLER: Good.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Hey, you were talking about being friends with Arnold, and I don't want you throwing any softballs at the guy. I voted for him twice, and you know, when he went in calling our legislators "girlie men"? He has turned into a girlie man himself, and I'm kind of...

RUSH: All right, former vice president Algore pulling shenanigans before a house committee today looking into global warming. This is John Dingell's committee. A number of rules that Gore asked to be relaxed in his case. Normally the witnesses have to submit their written opening statement 48 hours in advance. Gore asked for a dispensation for 24 hours. He was granted that by the Democrats who run the committee. He still didn't get it in on time, got it in late last night, early this morning....

Animal Rights Wackos Want to Kill Cute Little Polar Bear CubThese nutjobs are out of control, folks!Plus, Wolfie Puck cuts out the foie gras.

RUSH: Look at this, folks. You thought that I was kidding about getting into the carbon offset business and selling the carbon offsets to people that want to buy 'em? This is a great scam! Why not get involved in it? Look at this headline: "EIB, World Bank Launch Carbon Fund." Today we can announce that we have joined forces with the World Bank to launch a fund to sell suckers carbon offsets. Right there in the headline, "EIB, World Bank." This is the WorldBank.org website ladies and gentlemen!...

RUSH: We went long with our interview with Governor Schwarzenegger. By the way, I want to thank him. His office told us five to seven minutes, and this went at least 15 minutes. So this segment is going to be very, very short. Bad, bad programming. I apologize to all of you and to our affiliate stations for this. I also want to apologize to Governor Schwarzenegger for something I have implied in the past, as have many people. We have implied that perhaps one of the reasons for Governor Schwarzenegger's...

RUSH: Dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut. Special dedication time, ladies and gentlemen. Info babe and reporterette Carol Costello at CNN, this is for you. (Playing of "I am Woman" parody song.) RUSH: That's our John Edwards Breck Girl Update Theme Song, dedicated exclusively today to Carol Costello, info babe extraordinaire at CNN. Well, the Breck Girl was on CNN. He was on American Morning yesterday, and the cohost Miles O'Brien asked him this question. He said, Breck Girl, "I gotta...

RUSH: Santa Clarita, California and Rich, as we start with you on the phones today. Thank you for being with us.CALLER: Hey, Irrelevant One! How are you?RUSH: Hey, hey, never better. Thanks for the call.CALLER: Good.RUSH: Yeah.CALLER: Hey, you were talking about being friends with Arnold, and I don't want you throwing any softballs at the guy. I voted for him twice, and you know, when he went in calling our legislators "girlie men"? He has turned into a girlie man himself, and I'm kind of...

RUSH: I wanted to get to a little bit of this Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff here before the break, because he is going to be on the program shortly after one o'clock. Now, here's what's happening. He commutes. He flies into Sacramento most days.He doesn't stay there overnight. His plane is due to arrive at the airport at ten. When he gets off the plane, they're going to hustle him to a land line in the nearest building, the nearest FBO where he comes in. Depending on delays on a runway (you...

RUSH: All right, former vice president Algore pulling shenanigans before a house committee today looking into global warming. This is John Dingell's committee. A number of rules that Gore asked to be relaxed in his case. Normally the witnesses have to submit their written opening statement 48 hours in advance. Gore asked for a dispensation for 24 hours. He was granted that by the Democrats who run the committee. He still didn't get it in on time, got it in late last night, early this morning....

RUSH:We have now with us Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger from California. He just touched down in Fresno.Governor, thanks for making time for us today.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: Absolutely.How are you today Rush?RUSH:Never better, sir. It's nice to have you.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: Terrific.RUSH:It's nice to speak with you.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER: It's nice to talk to you.The last time I think I saw you was at a fund-raiser for cancer research.RUSH:Yeah, prostate cancer research.GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER:...

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"I'm all for bringing people together, but not compromising principles in the process." "CNN is the network that really ran with this Arnold/'irrelevant' comment yesterday. Well, if I'm irrelevant, then what are they doing putting me in news reportsthat indicate that pressure from me changed the White House's attitude about the Democrats?""Rich, you are an example of a slew of e-mails I have received ever since I announced on my...

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Story #1:German Pill Stops Cows from Passing Greenhaus GasRUSH: I don't know if Algore knew this before he testified today.This is a story from the Independent Online from South Africa.It's actually datelined Berlin, but it was published in a paper in South Africa."German scientists have developed a pill that stops cattle breaking wind."Passing gas, farting, for those of you in Rio Linda."Methane emissions from cattle are responsible for four percent of harmful greenhouse gas emissions, and...