Obama to Enslave US Military in Order to Protect Abortion Funding After all, what's a few dead babies between friends?

You're Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! Join Rush 24/7 NOW!"Jesse Jackson says the government shutdown would be a return to the Civil War. If today's troops still engage in battle -- if they go to war and execute the orders -- but are not paid by their commander-in-chief, are they his slaves? It sure sounds like Obama has more in common with President Jefferson Davis than he does with President Lincoln.""So Obama has no problems ordering a moratorium on drilling for oil, but he will not...

Rush's Morning Update: Hold 'EmApril 11, 2011Watch It! Download Morning Update Video in QuickTimeListen to It! Windows Media Player Well, since FDR, Democrats have linked their political fortunes to "programs". These have now grown, morphed, and become so giganticthey consume the majority of our federal budget. When LBJ, by a tragic quirk of fate, became president,Democrats doubled down on the New Deal, rolling out even more programs in The Great Society -- and they allfailed. So now along...

GOP Finally Learns to Play Game, Wisconsin Clerk Finds 14,000 Votes Prosser way ahead after vote-count error is discovered.

Notes From My Conversation with Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Sneak peak at the interview in the next Limbaugh Letter.

Is Obama an Essential Employee? If you're always on vacation, then you're not essential.

Nice Lib Tells Host to Dial It Back It's rare: A civil liberal listener with a sense of humor.

Klobuchar Claims Voter Asked If GOP Will "Mess" with Birth Control Are we expected to believe this remark really occurred?

The Democrat Rogues Gallery Reid leads a Star Wars bar scene news conference.

Donald Trump Shows Republicans How to Beat Barack Obama in 2012 He's providing the blueprint for how to attack Obama.

Ryan Faces Jealousy From Peers Why some conservatives aren't embracing Paul Ryan.

Conservative: Don't Dial It Back! Connie in Louisiana implores El Rushbo to ramp it up.