RUSH: The Nebraska Democrat Party wants refugees. They're giving them gift baskets, diapers, kitchen utensils and voter registration forms.
RUSH: The left is gonna be even more insane, but it's a great day.
RUSH: When I worked in Sacramento one of the greatest all-time billboards in the history of billboards, KFBK Sacramento, 1530 AM, and the billboard was a picture of a car radio with push buttons and the AM dial. It was a close-up of the dial, and there was a hand with a finger moving to punch one of the buttons. And the billboard said, "Wouldn't you just love to punch Rush Limbaugh?"
RUSH: Diversity in the Democrats' definition is skin color, sexual orientation, and gender. And the more diverse all of that is, the so-called greater the country is. Bogus.
RUSH: This will no doubt create protests among the LGBT community in which there are transgender men who claim that the addadictomy nevertheless maintains the menstrual cycle and that they should get to leave as well. We'll let the Italians deal with that one.
RUSH: You remember my long-ago suggestion that happened to be made on April 1st suggesting that in order to be fair and just, we needed to raise taxes on the poor, that the poor were getting away with not paying their fair share; they were just takers? And there was outrage. People didn't associate April Fool's with it.
RUSH: The Democrats really know they lost the election. They really know Russian collusion had nothing to do with this. They really know that a group of Americans did not vote for them on purpose because this particular group of Americans who used to vote Democrat — white working-class people — abandoned them. And they ran straight to Donald Trump.
RUSH: Brand power is fascinating, and the Mercury brand appeals to Karen here.
RUSH: They're gonna have six months a year off, six months a year on working in Las Vegas with strippers, strip clubs, gambling, adult beverages. Is the Las Vegas team gonna be able to field a team every Sunday?
RUSH: We constitute a threat because what we actually do is blow holes through their facts, and we illustrate how their facts are largely a bunch of lies, in many cases. And that's what he's upset about. And you instinctively know this.
RUSH: They are not right, these Democrats. They have a sickness. There is something that has overcome them.
RUSH: Imagine a presidential election without California's 55 electoral votes. That's why it's never gonna happen.
RUSH: Don't worry about AI, don't worry about Siri taking control of your car and driving you off a cliff. Don't worry about any of that. Worry about the artificial intelligence, the artificial education and the mind-numbed robots that American education is creating today.
RUSH: They say they're moving on to an aggressive agenda. Still working on repealing and replacing Obamacare. They say they want a unified majority. They're gonna talk more with each other to do that. You can believe it or not, you can pooh-pooh it, you can say, "Yeah, what else are they gonna say?" I understand.
RUSH: If all of this had happened in 2008 to Barack Obama, it would have been 100 times bigger than Watergate. It's the only way to look at this.
RUSH: I cringe when I hear people like Lindsey Graham and John Kasich talking about reaching across the aisle and working with Democrats. That's not the solution here because the Democrats are not gonna do anything that improves life for anybody, except maybe marginally among their constituency base, but even then they won't do it if they think Trump's gonna get the credit for it.
RUSH: No longer is this just gonna be a long list of stories that I might mention on the program. Now, you will get specifically the stories that I talk about on the program and a select list of a few others that I intended to get to but ran out of time. It's going to be more of a real-time base feature rather than just a generic list of places that I go to prep the show.